eturkulate

Someone who ejaculates from their nose..... A turkish person who ejaculates........Someone who turks up a competition with ejaculating all over the place

My friend was so horny, that she eturkulated from just seeing a picture of RJ.

by Rouis Mallyari Biyombo Turk October 14, 2012

ejerkulate

To ejaculate with such force that your entire body jerks uncontrollably for a split second.

Bob ejerkulated after not touching his wang for an entire week.

by Germankid April 15, 2016

enturbulate

Not a real word. Invented and used by Scientologists as if it was, normally providing humorous results.

"Hey man, stop trying to enturbulate us and our religion!"

by Lord Xenu December 8, 2007

enturbulate

To agitate or disturb; to upset, harass.

those scientologists may go alien-berserk on you if you enturbulate them.

by girlsdontpoo July 18, 2009

Enturbulate

Putting a scientologist into a state of panic/confusion. When you say anything that attempts to bring a scientologist (with a small 's') into some contact with reality you are 'enturbulating' them.

'I have become really enturbulated because you insulted my religion'

by St.Hill Escape Club November 25, 2011

ejerkulate

A slang term for masturbation, or "ejaculating". Created by famous porn star and pimp, Joseph Savage.

"Yo I just ejerkulated all over Christie Cali's cat"

by Rimjob February 2, 2004

ejerkulate

v. 1To ejaculate while jerking off.
2. n. to masturbate a dead cow

After stroking his penis for 12 minutes Paul ejerkulated.

Bill had a fetish for cows so he ejerkulated Bessy.

by madcowworld.com April 20, 2003