ejerkulation
ejerkulation by milfmaster February 8, 2009
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Ejerkulation
To ejaculate from jerking off
Billy: Dude I totally just has sexual intercourse with my hand and had an Ejerkulation
Tom: I do that all the time bro!
Tom: I do that all the time bro!
Ejerkulation by gobs13 March 5, 2014
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EJERKULATION
Right wing, conservative, and Republican media personalities practice EJERKULATION when they become ecstatic and elated about the suffering
of other American citizens, especially
the poor, the disabled, the elderly, and people of color.
of other American citizens, especially
the poor, the disabled, the elderly, and people of color.
The ejerkulation of the right wingers became visibly apparent when the right wing host said "Its about time we took all benefits from the poor, disabled, elderly and people of color! Why don't they pull themselves up by their own bootstraps and quit costing our ultra wealthy donors who get massive tax cuts all that money! Don't they get it? Our sketchy ultra wealthy donors who control us are being cheated!"
EJERKULATION by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? April 27, 2023
Premature ejerkulation
Premature ejerkulation by BGSG March 4, 2009
Premature ejerkulation
Premature ejerkulation by Espalado Motonegrodamis March 8, 2012
Ejunkulation
1. The act of sending a naked picture via text message/e-mail or other social medium, often prematurely.
2. The act of exposing your crazy on a date in a rapid, almost violent manner.
2. The act of exposing your crazy on a date in a rapid, almost violent manner.
Match.com guys have a tendancy for premature ejunkulation, usually five minutes after your first conversation.
Ejunkulation by CluexFour May 13, 2010
Premature ejokulation
david letterman committed premature ejokulation last night.
dude thinks his jokes are so funny he prematurely ejokulates.
dude thinks his jokes are so funny he prematurely ejokulates.
Premature ejokulation by spencedog April 11, 2009
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