egeekulate

(v. ih-geek-yuh-leyt)

1. The overwhelmingly joyous sensation one experiences, in response to something too awesome for words. (esp. something related to video games, movies, music, technology, comics, etc.)
2. The result of a nerdgasm or geekgasm.

Dude, did you check out that new Apple product with all its new updates & features?! I totally egeekulated when I first saw it!

by TimWasHere May 15, 2011

ejerkulate

To ejaculate with such force that your entire body jerks uncontrollably for a split second.

Bob ejerkulated after not touching his wang for an entire week.

by Germankid April 15, 2016

ejerkulate

A slang term for masturbation, or "ejaculating". Created by famous porn star and pimp, Joseph Savage.

"Yo I just ejerkulated all over Christie Cali's cat"

by Rimjob February 2, 2004

ejerkulate

v. 1To ejaculate while jerking off.
2. n. to masturbate a dead cow

After stroking his penis for 12 minutes Paul ejerkulated.

Bill had a fetish for cows so he ejerkulated Bessy.

by madcowworld.com April 20, 2003

egakulate

When you're high on gak crystal meth ice methamphetamine and you're having sex you egakulate all over her

I just egakulated all over her

by Tha Greek February 27, 2024