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ejerkulation

Ejerkulation is a totally natural thing.
ejerkulation by milfmaster February 8, 2009

Premature ejerkulation 

the term for when you come much faster than you had anticipated while masturbating.
Man: Damn, I came right after i turned on the porno... I have a problem with premature ejerkulation
Premature ejerkulation by BGSG March 4, 2009

Ejerkulation

Billy: Dude I totally just has sexual intercourse with my hand and had an Ejerkulation
Tom: I do that all the time bro!
Ejerkulation by gobs13 March 5, 2014

ejackulating 

I was ejackulating on this girls face when her dad walked in on her
ejackulating by pseudonym Birgitte February 28, 2018

ejectulating 

I love ejectulating all over my girlfriend’s face.
ejectulating by filibusting February 15, 2023

EJERKULATION

Right wing, conservative, and Republican media personalities practice EJERKULATION when they become ecstatic and elated about the suffering

of other American citizens, especially
the poor, the disabled, the elderly, and people of color.
The ejerkulation of the right wingers became visibly apparent when the right wing host said "Its about time we took all benefits from the poor, disabled, elderly and people of color! Why don't they pull themselves up by their own bootstraps and quit costing our ultra wealthy donors who get massive tax cuts all that money! Don't they get it? Our sketchy ultra wealthy donors who control us are being cheated!"