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emerculate

Merc, or emerculate: To kill, or eliminate something - used in a videogame scenario.
ee-mur-k-you-late
I just emerculated them. Time to emerculate them.
emerculate by 42bird. February 3, 2026
Words you can keep

ejerkulate 

To ejaculate with such force that your entire body jerks uncontrollably for a split second.
Bob ejerkulated after not touching his wang for an entire week.
ejerkulate by Germankid April 15, 2016

emasculate 

Castrate, expurgate, to render effiminent. To remove the (male) genitals from.
He was mentally emasculated by the harsh tone in her voice.
emasculate by Larstait November 14, 2003

Emasculated

To have been rendered less of a man, or been made to feel much less of a man through humiliation. This term is most often used to describe a male douchebag who has been pussywhipped by his woman.
The fact that lame Ed has chosen to neglect his friends and be home before midnight on a Friday night is proof that he has allowed himself to become completely emasculated by his girlfriend.
Emasculated by Kirlong March 14, 2010

ereculate 

The act of accidentally ejaculating when trying to obtain only an erection
I was fooling around with my girlfriend and ereculated
ereculate by Cheen Kween October 7, 2008

eMACulate chorus

When in a Mac lab and everyone's computer freezes up, making everyone reboot. Upon rebooting the startup sound is played, making it sound as if a Choir is in the room.
The Network is acting up again! i guess i'll have to reboot
emaculate chorus
eMACulate chorus by Jaywalks February 24, 2010

merculate 

to think about. to plan or settle. to simmer inside one's thought processes and boil down to the essential elements. to UNmuddle one's thoughts.
That man-whore asked to be my facebook friend. I will have to merculate on that for a while.

My hazy mind merculated on the night before, putting the faces and words back together in a sensible continuum.
merculate by amcmanus August 11, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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