ejaculosis 

Hallucination of a penis ejaculating.

Man, that dude is so psychotic he is still having ejaculosis. Someone needs to increase his Risperidone dose!

ejaculosis by aartha December 17, 2009

Premature Ejaculotion 

1. When your hand lotion (or any lotion) explodes before you are ready to use it.

2. When lotion squirts out of the pump in an unexpected and undesired location.

1. Person: Fuck, my hand lotion is all over the inside of my bag - talk about premature ejaculotion.

2. Person: Eff, there is ejaculotion all over the floor, where is a towel?

Premature Ejaculotion by KC Royals November 30, 2011

Ejaculitis 

A medical condition of the hands and/or wrists resulting from excessive masturbation. Symptoms include numbness, tingling, and, in extreme cases, the afflicted's hand and fingers becoming permanently formed into a claw-like appendage.

My ejaculitis is so bad, I can barely type superbush.com

Ejaculitis by CapnCratch September 4, 2009

ejaculoid 

when you want to give your girlfriend a nasty surprise, you take the supplement Ejaculoid which increases a man's volume of semen by 600% without telling her so the next time she blows you, she gets more than she bargained for.

Last night, i ejaculoided my hoe and she damn near drowned.

ejaculoid by Nicktastic42 December 28, 2007

Ejaculotion 

The hand cream that squirts across the room on a random trajectory when the pump nozzle has become clogged and the dried cream plug becomes suddenly dislodged.

I was trying to put some cream on my dry hands and wound up with ejaculotion on my pants.

Ejaculotion by BobHPhilly September 20, 2011

ejaculitis 

The lethargic feeling felt approximately 10 minutes post-ejaculation.
This can be from a taxing fap session or a sweet love making.

Jon came down with an aggressive case of ejaculitis after his night out clubbing.

ejaculitis by lbeesntdeirx September 19, 2014

ejaculosorous

when ones erect penis has balls that are abnormally small balls.

daniels erection reach it’s end, an ejaculosorous event.

ejaculosorous by you lick June 10, 2020