lbeesntdeirx's definitions

Donkey Limp

The limp one develops due to the hurdle of his legs having to clear his massive cock with every step.

That's not swagger; Longjohn just walks with a donkey limp.

by lbeesntdeirx February 19, 2013

Library card

A metaphorical card that one loses upon engaging in sexual intercourse in the library.

Kate took John's library card in the stacks last night!

by lbeesntdeirx February 19, 2013

fecal expression

The contortions of the facial structure elicited by an arduous shit.
Usually the result of constipation, diarrhea, or the dreaded constirrhea.

Max had madddd fecal expression after having those subway tacos.

by lbeesntdeirx March 10, 2013

Full Lincoln

When you have sex for 3 hours, approximately equivalent to the duration of the movie Lincoln (2012).

The phrase was first used in the movie Sex Tape (2014).

"Who has sex for 3 hours...?! That's the length of the movie Lincoln. You did the full Lincoln!"

by lbeesntdeirx May 18, 2014

GOmfT

Internet shorthand for GAME OF MOTHER FUCKING THRONES!

So excited for GOMFT tonight!

by lbeesntdeirx June 8, 2014

ejaculitis

The lethargic feeling felt approximately 10 minutes post-ejaculation.
This can be from a taxing fap session or a sweet love making.

Jon came down with an aggressive case of ejaculitis after his night out clubbing.

by lbeesntdeirx September 19, 2014

Eleventh Finger

The penis.

Originated from the third episode of the show 'Family Guy'

"I've sprouted another finger. Counting the one from yesterday, I'm up to 11. " - Stewart Gilligan Griffin

I showed her my eleventh finger under the bleachers.

by lbeesntdeirx November 5, 2013