ejaculoid

when you want to give your girlfriend a nasty surprise, you take the supplement Ejaculoid which increases a man's volume of semen by 600% without telling her so the next time she blows you, she gets more than she bargained for.

Last night, i ejaculoided my hoe and she damn near drowned.

by Nicktastic42 December 28, 2007

Ejaculightenment

A brief period of sheer clarity and enlightenment only experienced in the short, glorious moments following an ejaculation. During this time of euphoria and wisdom, one sees the true meaning of life and is able to prioritize without the temporary, carnal biases of sexual desires. Ejaculightenment is exclusive to the male orgasm; in fact, the female orgasm often produces feelings of "love" and "closeness."

Noun: Ejaculightenment
Verb: Ejaculighten
Past tense: Ejaculightened
Progressive: Ejaculightening

After my most recent ejaculightenment, the phrase "bro's before hoes" really resonates with me. I now see that I waste an ungodly amount of time lusting after beef curtains and a pair of tits.

by QUAD4LIFE February 11, 2010

ejaculotum

a spell casted in Harry Potter world which causes a male to ejaculate at the wave of a wand

Harry finally defeated Voldemort by casting multiple ejaculotum spells causing Voldemort to be exhausted and fatigued. FTW!

by mr5parkle September 29, 2011

Ejaculoathing

The sudden onset of revulsion, distaste and self-recrimination immediately following completion of the sexual act. Often accompanied by the realization one's partner is actually quite unattractive, deeply annoying, and perhaps best described as a serious error in judgment. Under severe cases one may vomit uncontrolably, struggle with depression, endure withering ridicule and ultimately withdraw from usual social circles.

Given his history, Bob really should've known that in the end he'd suffer from ejaculoathing.

by skiwithus February 7, 2009

Premature Ejaculotion

1. When your hand lotion (or any lotion) explodes before you are ready to use it.

2. When lotion squirts out of the pump in an unexpected and undesired location.

1. Person: Fuck, my hand lotion is all over the inside of my bag - talk about premature ejaculotion.

2. Person: Eff, there is ejaculotion all over the floor, where is a towel?

by KC Royals November 30, 2011

ejaculocopter

When you spin your penis in a helicopter motion while ejaculating

Man this chick was pissin me off so gave her the ole ejaculocopter.

by J-Roc2006 May 6, 2014

Ejaculadore

A matador (bullfighting athlete) who is concerned with defense from stray semen emissions. He waves a modified bullfighting cape that has a bullseye printed on it, taunting his nemesis to dare to spray.

The ejaculadore certainly protected the audience in the front row from that stray cumshot!

by Douchbag Steve September 19, 2019