Ejacturection

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When you're with a guy and he gets so excited he shoots his load before he's even begun. Also known as a Two Second Wonder.

Girl A: "Ooh, he's well fit, love to get him into bed"
Girl B: "Nah, there's no point, I heard from Sarah he has problems with Ejacturection".
Girl A: "Shame."

Ejacturection by clodmeow May 24, 2010

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Ejactulection

An election where both sides spew out a bunch of bullshit promises or policies that won't come true after inauguration, just so they can score votes from the gullible, stupid majority of the human race.

TV Anchor: Well, you heard it there folks, he will lower taxes, provide ultimate shelter for the homeless, wax your car, mow your lawn and paint your house if you vote for him.

Dan: Wow, this guy's great! I'm voting for him!

Me: Fucking ejactulections...

Ejactulection by Mai Valentine August 11, 2009

premature ejaculection

Premature ejaculection occurs when a political candidate
rapidly loses support.

Gingrich gained ground in the polls this week as Cain and
Perry both experienced premature ejaculection.

premature ejaculection by goldandsilverowner November 18, 2011

ejaculection

Blowing up your political career because of sexual misbehavior.

Politician Anthony Weiner just had a premature ejaculection. The crotch shot lies are turning him into a pariah with his fellow Congressional democrats.

He's right behind John Edwards whose ejaculection just got him indicted.

ejaculection by euphemismo November 23, 2011

Premature Ejaculection

Declaring victory in an election before sufficient votes are tallied to credibly or realistically claim victory.

Trump had a premature ejaculection the moment the polls closed in Pennsylvania at 8pm.

Premature Ejaculection by ZowieZ November 2, 2020

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

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young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

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