Ejacturection

When you're with a guy and he gets so excited he shoots his load before he's even begun. Also known as a Two Second Wonder.

Girl A: "Ooh, he's well fit, love to get him into bed"
Girl B: "Nah, there's no point, I heard from Sarah he has problems with Ejacturection".
Girl A: "Shame."

Ejacturection by clodmeow May 24, 2010

Ejactulection 

An election where both sides spew out a bunch of bullshit promises or policies that won't come true after inauguration, just so they can score votes from the gullible, stupid majority of the human race.

TV Anchor: Well, you heard it there folks, he will lower taxes, provide ultimate shelter for the homeless, wax your car, mow your lawn and paint your house if you vote for him.

Dan: Wow, this guy's great! I'm voting for him!

Me: Fucking ejactulections...

Ejactulection by Mai Valentine August 11, 2009

premature ejaculection 

Premature ejaculection occurs when a political candidate
rapidly loses support.

Gingrich gained ground in the polls this week as Cain and
Perry both experienced premature ejaculection.

premature ejaculection by goldandsilverowner November 18, 2011

ejaculection 

Blowing up your political career because of sexual misbehavior.

Politician Anthony Weiner just had a premature ejaculection. The crotch shot lies are turning him into a pariah with his fellow Congressional democrats.

He's right behind John Edwards whose ejaculection just got him indicted.

ejaculection by euphemismo November 23, 2011

Premature Ejaculection 

Declaring victory in an election before sufficient votes are tallied to credibly or realistically claim victory.

Trump had a premature ejaculection the moment the polls closed in Pennsylvania at 8pm.

Premature Ejaculection by ZowieZ November 2, 2020