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An election where both sides spew out a bunch of bullshit promises or policies that won't come true after inauguration, just so they can score votes from the gullible, stupid majority of the human race.
TV Anchor: Well, you heard it there folks, he will lower taxes, provide ultimate shelter for the homeless, wax your car, mow your lawn and paint your house if you vote for him.

Dan: Wow, this guy's great! I'm voting for him!

Me: Fucking ejactulections...
by Mai Valentine August 11, 2009
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A method of guessing on a multiple choice test that involves looking at the position of the second hand. If the hand is between 12 and 3 the guess is A. If the hand is between 3 and 6 the guess is B. Between 6 and 9 guess C. Between 9 and 12 guess D.
I passed my test! Thanks to the Clock Method
by ET4444 November 12, 2007
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