An election where both sides spew out a bunch of bullshit promises or policies that won't come true after inauguration, just so they can score votes from the gullible, stupid majority of the human race.
TV Anchor: Well, you heard it there folks, he will lower taxes, provide ultimate shelter for the homeless, wax your car, mow your lawn and paint your house if you vote for him.
Dan: Wow, this guy's great! I'm voting for him!
Me: Fucking ejactulections...
Dan: Wow, this guy's great! I'm voting for him!
Me: Fucking ejactulections...
by Mai Valentine August 11, 2009
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Perry both experienced premature ejaculection.
Perry both experienced premature ejaculection.
by goldandsilverowner November 18, 2011
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When you're with a guy and he gets so excited he shoots his load before he's even begun. Also known as a Two Second Wonder.
Girl A: "Ooh, he's well fit, love to get him into bed"
Girl B: "Nah, there's no point, I heard from Sarah he has problems with Ejacturection".
Girl A: "Shame."
Girl B: "Nah, there's no point, I heard from Sarah he has problems with Ejacturection".
Girl A: "Shame."
by clodmeow May 24, 2010
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by veedee June 30, 2006
Get the external ejactulation mug.Politician Anthony Weiner just had a premature ejaculection. The crotch shot lies are turning him into a pariah with his fellow Congressional democrats.
He's right behind John Edwards whose ejaculection just got him indicted.
He's right behind John Edwards whose ejaculection just got him indicted.
by euphemismo November 23, 2011
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