eich

when your masturbating and can't quite get there, because your penis "itches"

which is similar to but not directly related to ( Itchassness)

AND :

directly related to an (itch)

or are you are just a chad

who often fails to get a chance to (TISF)

(tickle suckle instantly fuck) on a often basis

dude, I can't masturbate because a major case of "eich".... but i will get the measuring tape!

by d00m boxer December 1, 2020

Eichi Tenshouin

a gayass fuckass oddballs destroyer fine leader blond girlboss i love him
Idk i rhink he likes wataru just a bit…maybe…just maybe……….

eichi tenshouin is so mean 2 me

by laaaaaaaamp January 31, 2022

Eichenhofer Money

When you have so much money that the national debt ceiling looks like chump change compared to your bank account.

"I was only able to afford 3 yachts and 15 lambos. I feel like a broke bitch... I need that Eichenhofer money...

by INeedThatEichenhoferMoney January 13, 2023

Eichenberger

An awesome family fo pure awesomeness

wow you're an Eichenberger? You're awesome!

by kingofburgers April 7, 2013

Eichmann Defense

The claim that someone was "only doing their job" or "merely following orders" to excuse causing grief to someone else when they could have just as easily been helpful. Eichmann was the chief organizer of the Nazi 'final solution' to the 'Jewish question' and claimed (unsuccesfully) at his trial that he had only done what he had been ordered to do.

Car owner: I was only gone for two minutes, how could you tow my car?
Meter Maid: (smugly) I'm just doing my job.
Car Owner: Oh yes. The Eichmann Defense

Weasle line-manager: I stopped your merit award this year but I'm only following departmental guidelines.
Employee: Ah yes. The Eichmann defense.

by robbo99 June 25, 2009

eichelberger

Main Entry: eich·el·berg·er
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): -erd; -·ing
transitive senses : to steal and pass off (the ideas or words of another) as one's own : use (another's production) without crediting the source
sentence

example :1. The student was caught eichelberging and was kicked out of school. 2. The artist was shocked to discover he was being eichelbergerd.

by thief May 13, 2005

eichi

the name of asuka’s tsundere boyfriend that he loves very much 💖💖

needs to admit to loving asuka pls ily ily

wow, what a tsundere! he must be an eichi.

by asuka lol November 12, 2020