eichan

eichan is the most beautiful, nicest, smartest, loving, most caring person on earth. Wife her up asap, she is wifey material

“eichan is so nice and pretty”

by lilleftn8t July 2, 2023

Suptual Exchange

A brief exchange of the words "What's up?, Sup?, Sup man?,etc." when passing by someone you know but would not otherwise stop and engage in heavy conversation with.

Alex: Sup?

Me: Sup man?

Later that day I tell my friend I was talking to Alex.

Friend: Oh what was he saying?

Me: Nothing. It was just a suptual exchange.

by Peege23 October 20, 2010

Eichenhofer Money

When you have so much money that the national debt ceiling looks like chump change compared to your bank account.

"I was only able to afford 3 yachts and 15 lambos. I feel like a broke bitch... I need that Eichenhofer money...

by INeedThatEichenhoferMoney January 13, 2023

Enchantment Table

1. A block in Minecraft where you can enchant sum shit

2. The untold language no one but the gods can speak.

3. A comeback to when someone is speaking a foreign language. Slightly racist tho.

1. Someone: Whoa, I found fortune III on my Enchantment Table! Ill!

2. Someone 2: (on the phone)╎ ᔑᒲ ᓭ⚍!¡ᒷ∷ ⍑𝙹ℸ ̣ , ᔑꖎꖎ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⊣╎∷ꖎᓭ ᒲ╎⊣⍑ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ᓭᒷ ̇/ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ ᒲᒷ!
Someone 3: Whoa, did you hear that god on his phone?
Someone 4: Yeah man, he be speakin Enchantment Table.

3. Some foreign dude: *speaks Arabic or something*
Someone 3: Sorry, I don't speak Enchantment Table.
Someone 2: Whoa man, that's a bit racist.

by plsapproveme June 15, 2020

Norwegian Exchange Student

Defined as a type of foreign exchange students that are extremely attractive, male or female; and their trademark is blonde hair with blue eyes. They come with rocking bodies, and it is said that pure viking blood run through their veins. They appear around high schools spread across the US, and they can be seen surrounded by curious Americans that act as if Norway (frequently called Norwegia) is a magical fantasy kingdom, due to their lack of skills in geopgraphy. The Norwegian exchange students are also frequently asked if they speak norwegish/norwayan/norwayish/or german, and they are often surrounded by less intelligent Americans who believe that the Norwegian exchange students ride their polar bears and/or reindeers to school and live off of hunting wild animals and sleeping in wooden huts.

Jack: dude holy s*** wtf what was that, what just passed us?!? it was f***** beautiful,could it be a f***** unicorn, man?!!

Bob: naah bro naah that was just one of those Norwegian exchange students

by Pete wentzen April 4, 2011

Eichenberger

An awesome family fo pure awesomeness

wow you're an Eichenberger? You're awesome!

by kingofburgers April 7, 2013

McKevitt Spousal Exchange Program

McKevitt Trucking's dating service. Usually consisting ex-wives (or sometimes, husbands) of such truck drivers. There is a head "John" working at the company.

Since the company trucks are governed at granny speed, and the driver's don't have time to date anyone, it's no wonder there's such a service to these drivers that don't have time for lot lizards.

Brian: I didn't know about the McKevitt Spousal Exchange Program...
Dave: Cool! Rosco's wife involved?
Brian: Yup! Up for a threesome!
ROSCO: Can have her... I'm getting a new seat cover through the program...

by Damn Damn Danno October 5, 2005