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“I want Eichner to crack my back like a hacky sack.”

“Damn, I want that Eichner to pop MY manhole cover.”
Eichner by Cory tangerine October 9, 2021

Maxwell "Maxipad" Helmut Eichner

noun ; a person of homosexual descent, often found in gay Jewish drinking bars, they celebrate the little things (wink wink..................... his penis)

verb ; getting dug out from the back with a Yamaha while getting degraded by a drill sergeant
Noun; What the fuck is a Helmut.
Verb; Just finished basic training. Now time to get Maxwell "Maxipad" Helmut Eichnered.
A title given only to the manliest of men.
Look at those rippling biceps and billowing pectorals. He is truly worthy of being named an Eicher
Eicher by Jeffery Robbinson February 10, 2008
Another pronunciation of Eichner: A total and complete douchebag. Lives for nothing but to suck the cock. Usually joins the german army and relentlessly is engaged with the male penis. Dreams of the deutschland glory of the 30s and 40s while listening to techno music
Wow, what a fucking eichler!!!

That eichler sure does give good head!!!

I woke up this morning and he had his lips around my cock while he jerked off! What an eichler!
eichler by Joseph Eichler July 9, 2012

Eichler house 

The coolest houses you will ever see, and an example of what every housing tract on the planet should look like. Only a few thousand were ever built, in California in the late 1950s, but they didn't get really popular until the 1990s.
You live in an Eichler house? Lucky!
Eichler house by T.F. Norman February 4, 2008
Eicher- a foul smell of fish from the female genitalia
Omg guys can you smell jess? She's so eicher today.
EICHER by Champ121 January 30, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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