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Dirty Eamon 

The act of posting a tasteful nude video online, making sure the foreskin is the star, and becoming famous. Works best if you can accumulate a cult following.
"Have you tried a Dirty Eamon?"

"I am not a god nor a legend so my video only got two views."
"Only Eamon can do a Dirty Eamon successfully!"
Dirty Eamon by Lifexxtimes April 6, 2020

Eamonn Holmes 

A very portly yet jocular Irish television presenter who is known for his quite considerable girth and prodigious eating abilities.
"You'll never guess who I saw in the local health shop last week?"
"I have no idea although I think it's a safe bet to suggest it wasn't Eamonn Holmes."
"No, he was down Gregg's. They had to close the shop after he'd been there to do a restock."
Eamonn Holmes by LiberaceHudson September 22, 2017
A man who is very funny, physically fit, and is rarely bored. You can always trust his word, and if he wants you to know he cares about you, he will make sure you find out. He may have a difficult time expressing his feelings, but that isn't an issue, because he is a very brave man who is ready to try anything. Even if it means hugging someone when he hasn't hugged anyone for years. Eamonn is a very intelligent man with many talents, and he is also very practical and more mature than most men you meet. He has most likely been bullied many times in the past, and is suffering a little now because of it. Despite the bullies, Eamonn is one of the best types of guys to run into, and you'd be lucky to find one.
guy 1: That guy over there is so smart and he looks so athletic!
girl: Omg he is so handsome and nice! I wonder name could fit him?
guy 2: Oh yeah, that's my best friend Eamonn, he's awesome. Want me to introduce you?
both girl and guy 1: TOTALLY! :)

Eamonnsfat 

Eamonnsfat is the name of a very large pleasure cruiser usually docked on the South Bank of London. It is often seen floating near to Ruthsoffagain, a rather drab looking old steamer.
"Wow, look at Eamonnsfat. What a whopper of a boat."
"I know. If that boat was human it would be morbidly obese."
Eamonnsfat by LiberaceHudson September 25, 2017
A man many women love. He is very sexy and has a huge penis but not too big ladies. He can perfectly satisfy any women in sex and outside of sex. A huge family man. Will be a great dad and loves dogs. He is also very hilarious.
Wife: Ur such a good dad and husband and sex partner
Eamonn: Aw shucks im gonna blush also do you wanna hear mo bamba or sicko mode.
Eamonn by AliceRoberts January 2, 2019
A low key guy always looking for a good time. Always surrounded by friends and family, life of the party, charismatic. Loves to travel hates being stuck in one place for too long. Eamon is a lighthearted guy with lots of wit, charm and laughter. Often live in his head and likes to keep things breezy.
Hey did you meet Eamon?

Yeah, very charming and smart. Hard to tell what he really thinks though.

Hmm. Thats Eamon
Eamon by dreamer141414 April 13, 2010
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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