Woman: Why did you try to rob the bank?

Girl: Because, that's where they keeps the money.

Examples of Bank Fees:
Application fee
Activation fee
Teller fee
Drive up fee
Balance Inquiry fee
Balance transfer fee
Account opening fee
Account closing fee
Check cashing fee
Checking account monthly service fee
Savings account monthly service fee
PIN setup fee
PIN change fee
Lost card fee
advising fee
issuing fee
confirmation fee
amendment fee
acceptance fee
Negotiation fee
Brokers fee
Check cashing fee on checks drawn on same bank.
ATM withdrawl fee
ATM deposit fee
Participation fee
Self overdraft fee from savings to checking.
IRS refund anticipation loan fees (up to 1,700% APR)
when do the fees end? Banks need MORE Credit unions to compete against. Credit unions have their own stupid fees but with the amount of interest saved in most loans, it's worth it to investiaget both.

I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around them will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered. The issuing
power should be taken from the banks and restored to the people, to whom it properly belongs.

—Thomas Jefferson, 1802

bank, money lender, financial institution, leeches, blood sucking scum

1) man I got some serious bank in my wallet
2) of course that fool drives that BMW he's banked
3) I banked on some sucker and took his wallet

Randy Wagstaff: yo, thanks for walkin us off, man, I thought we wuz gunna get bank'd

Dukie: you ain't gon' bank us iz you ?

Hustla: shit boy, you thank i'm that ungrateful ? i followed you threw 10 shootaz and made mo money then i made in a month! ahhahaha nah i ain't gunna rob you, i juss need ta know next time you fade a dice game, you feel ?

- The Wire The Complete 4th Season, Disc 3, Episode 2

Disneyworld patron 1: hey let's go on the tower of terror!
Disneyworld patron 2: yeah! TOT is so bank!

I finally beat my boyfriend in NBA Live...it was pretty bank