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John, “ebagum”
ebagum by Madting69 August 1, 2019
Words you can keep
The webmaster of eBaumsworld.com, arguebly the most shamelessly self-promoting site on the Internet. Has its fair share of funny material, all of which was scrounged around the Internet and has had the eBaumsworld logo crapped on it in some way, effectively shitting on the face of the content's real owner. Also infamous for false advertising; if eBaumsworld's promotes itself as hosting "clean humour and nothing pornographic", then I'd shudder at anything the webmaster might consider remotely "dirty".
Image banner: "This image is NOT the property of eBaumsworld's.com"
Surfer: "So why the flying fuck is this ugly banner stripped across it?! It's fucking the picture up!"
Answer: Because anybody linking to said image is actually promoting the site by anybody reading the domain name stripped across the violated picture. Brilliant strategy, eBaum.
eBaum by Alhadis December 9, 2004
A verb, meaning to steal something and claim it as your own. Based on the actions of Eric Bauman, owner of the website eBaumsworld.com, who steals all his content from other people and claims it as his own.
"Hey, I made that image! You ebaumed me, you weasel!"

or

"I have no talent or ethics, so I ebaum content for my webpage."
ebaum by Fuego Fish February 8, 2005

ebaumsworld 

A place full of stolen media with ebaumsworld.com plastered all over it
There is no God, because Eric Bauman hasn't been sued to hell yet.
ebaumsworld by Smeego February 5, 2005

eBaums World 

The internet's largest garbage dump.

Chock-full of videos, media and games that you already saw 5 weeks ago, but obviously not that sickeningly fat kid sitting next to you laughing his ass off. Because he's getting his daily dose of OFN at eBaums.

Comes complete with spyware.
Did you see the Numa Numa dance on eBaums?! OMG it's SO AWESOME!!! LOL!!!
eBaums World by rtil March 27, 2005

Ebaumsworld 

Used to show off stolen material from other sites with a "THIS IMAGE/VIDEO HOSTED ON EBAUMSWORLD" banner on it

Examples include
YTMND: Lindsay Lohan Doesn't Change Facial Expressions
AlbinoBlackSheep: Animator vs. Animation

Believes theres no such thing as stealing on the net

Ebaumsworld would have most likely get shut down if it werent for his all mighty legal team.

Full of Ads and Porn and not even the toughest popup blocker will hide all of his ads...
Person 1:OMG LINDSAY LOHAN DOESNT CHANGE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS IS GONE!!!!1111

Person 2: Yea, it was taken down becasue Ebaumsworld stole it...
Ebaumsworld by SACP September 3, 2008

eBaums World 

It is worth noting that almost everything on the site is stolen or otherwise plagiarized. They take something and add their watermark, claiming it's theirs while lowering quality and increasing filesize. Numa Numa is a good example of stolen material.
Man, I can't wait until eBaums's World gets sued for ripping off Shmorky!
eBaums World by Chronic Munchies March 31, 2005
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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