Bauman 

A strong name that refers to one who has intelligence. In German, this referred to a person who gave good advice. Later, it became a nickname for those who were very funny.

That Bauman says the best jokes!

Bauman by markkelvin February 15, 2012

Bauman 

A Monkey

Hey look over there in the jungle!!!! Its Bauman!

Bauman by likeitsmyjob January 26, 2011

Bauman 

Nothing else to say but ROUND. Takes up the whole school, never seen such a unit in my life. Holy Fuck, if anyone could be classified as a creature it would be MRS BAUMAN. Death might occur because any percentage of her weight will take u down.

This round-ass motherfucker Bauman is a bitch.

Bauman by DominicJanuzzi January 6, 2022

Bauman 

Bauman came from the Nordic German vikings.they would call the front of their ships bau.one said man nice ship.the bastard replied BAUMAN!

Look at that bauman.dont stair at the bauman.hey girl let's go get some bauman.

Bauman by Blue sky bauman October 30, 2022

Bauman Bender

The act of causing collaterral damage during an extended period of heavy drinking. The collateral damange typically involves family members and MUST last longer than the hangover incurred from the bender itself.

Although my hangover has subsided from my Bauman Bender, I must now explain to my wife why I have a tattoo of an ex girlfriend on my arm.

Bauman Bender by witnessed it October 26, 2011

Bauman freekout 

A fit characterized by violent arm flailing and an irrational sense of rage.

Little wanted to drive his brothers car and a Bauman Freekout insued.

Bauman freekout by Ben Segal February 26, 2008

elise bauman 

a super cute and sweet actress who also loves sinning. she's RIPPED and has great abs. what an angel

"I'd let Elise Bauman bench press me if she wanted to."
"HOLY SHIT I'D DIE FOR ELISE BAUMAN"

elise bauman by #1 elise stan May 13, 2016