Smeego's definitions

ethnicity

Something white people should never try to relate to

Girl: I'm half German!
Guy: Oh, which of your parents are from Germany?
Girl: My mom's from Kentucky and my dad's from Washington.
Guy: Hey, you're an idiot.

by Smeego February 24, 2005

napoleon dynamite

Cinema's biggest inside joke.

Dude: Hey, did you see that one part in Napoleon Dynamite where he called that guy an idiot!
Dude 2: Yeah, it was hilarious!
Dude 3: I didn't think it was that funny.
Dude: Clearly you need to be vaccinated.

by Smeego February 17, 2005

ebaumsworld

A place full of stolen media with ebaumsworld.com plastered all over it

There is no God, because Eric Bauman hasn't been sued to hell yet.

by Smeego February 5, 2005

miniskirt

a device used to allow slutty girls to be uptight about their sluttyness

Slut: Did you look up my miniskirt?
Guy: Err, no?
Slut: I'm calling the cops!

by Smeego February 2, 2005

zula

A word created to make Master Shake cooler than he already is.

Nobody's coola than Shake-zula.

by Smeego July 21, 2004