Definitions by Smeego

ethnicity 

Something white people should never try to relate to

Girl: I'm half German!
Guy: Oh, which of your parents are from Germany?
Girl: My mom's from Kentucky and my dad's from Washington.
Guy: Hey, you're an idiot.

ethnicity by Smeego February 24, 2005

napoleon dynamite 

Cinema's biggest inside joke.

Dude: Hey, did you see that one part in Napoleon Dynamite where he called that guy an idiot!
Dude 2: Yeah, it was hilarious!
Dude 3: I didn't think it was that funny.
Dude: Clearly you need to be vaccinated.

napoleon dynamite by Smeego February 17, 2005

ebaumsworld 

A place full of stolen media with ebaumsworld.com plastered all over it

There is no God, because Eric Bauman hasn't been sued to hell yet.

ebaumsworld by Smeego February 5, 2005

miniskirt 

a device used to allow slutty girls to be uptight about their sluttyness

Slut: Did you look up my miniskirt?
Guy: Err, no?
Slut: I'm calling the cops!

miniskirt by Smeego February 2, 2005

zula 

A word created to make Master Shake cooler than he already is.

Nobody's coola than Shake-zula.

zula by Smeego July 21, 2004