eaucr

A literal wifi god. Respected by all. A eaucr can manipulate all internet capabilities in his favor. Does not fair well with loud door bells and flashing lights, especially when their sleeping arrangement has been altered and/or tampered with. The most notable of the eaucr is the Eaucer of the Ectennis clan. Racier Ectennis was known to obliterate any and all internet trespassers. Do not mess with a Eaucr!

Oh fuck! It’s Eaucr!

eaucr by Splorcus June 19, 2021

educrat 

An officer, administrator or other bureaucrat in a school district. The word combines the Latin part of educator with the Greek part of bureaucrat. It describes a special kind of person in the education world: pinheads who are so process-oriented that they are more excited in the process of learning than the myriad wonders that can be learned.

"We might be able to afford decent math books around here if the head office wasn't so glutted with educrats."

educrat by Chuck Michaels July 6, 2004

earcrack 

Talentless, poppy, insanely catchy muzak that despite being utterly shitty, you can't help but like.

Mindless Myspace Man: "Duude, have you heard the new The Medic Droid song? They're so amazing!!"
Normal dude: "Aha, yeah, I heard it. It's horrible, but it's seriously catchy earcrack."
Elitest IndieXCore Hipster: "You guys should listen to some real music. *scoffs and sips coffee*

earcrack by Intellexual January 14, 2008

eucri 

1. The lowest state of sadness and depression.

2. Rock bottom

3. A state of no self worth or care for one's hygiene.

Pronunciation:

ooo-cry

Example 1: I got fired from my job and my parents burned after a lethal house fire. Eucri.

Example 2: Joe hit a level of eucri after his girl left him.

Example 3: Tim became a popular eucri after he ran on the field naked. We saw his greasy, crusty, and putrid genitalia.

eucri by TheBrazenBull January 9, 2017

Earcrack 

Like a voice crack, but they just heard it weird, it's not the adolescent boy's fault.

Sister: Omega lol did u just have a voice crack?
me: no, you had an earcrack.

Earcrack by makeasequeltoDannyPhantom December 21, 2018

earcrumpet 

it's the feeling you get when you hear a track that is like honey being poured in your ear!

"man, have you heard the new track Midnight from Dan Villalobos - it's a total earcrumpet!

earcrumpet by Fodom April 17, 2016

Eaureo 

Eaureo is a name made by the great Emmanuel the 38th.. Eaureo is basically Oreo because the sound “EAU” make in French is “o”

Eaureo is an All-Around Center

Eaureo by Eaureo January 20, 2019