3 definition by TheBrazenBull

Example 1: I got fired from my job and my parents burned after a lethal house fire. Eucri.

Example 2: Joe hit a level of eucri after his girl left him.

Example 3: Tim became a popular eucri after he ran on the field naked. We saw his greasy, crusty, and putrid genitalia.

Your soulmate: "I poisoned your drink with belach idiot"

You: "Fuck man I'm shwoke"

Tim became a Hannah Baker after he hung himself by a noose.