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Earlashes 

The annoying little hairs that grow visibly inside men's ears beginning in their mid to late '50s.
At the barber-"Get those earlashes while you're at it."
Earlashes by Watersnake February 8, 2008

earlisfree 

The dopest 14 year old on tumblr. Mailny posts OFWGKTA but has some better posts on shit tons.
earlisfree is swagged out.
earlisfree by MrStanizer August 15, 2011

earlisha 

A very meaningful name. A name that is for a handsome man. Never can trust this person with that name, and will always want to be right. Examples: if you are ever arguing they with proceed to argue about it till you give up on the conversation. Also has a friend that is actually what they say they are but "Earlisha" won't believe them.
Earlisha got mad at me, he won't believe I'm actually getting braces.
earlisha by Smart adam knows it December 1, 2020

earlshittinlamerboomer 

An earlshittinlamerboomer is a huge shit taken in one sitting that is compiled to excede the threshold water limit in your toilet bowl. Also, a nasty large piece of turd left in one's toilet that sticks out above the water in your toilet.
I just took an earlshittinlamerboomer and man does it stink!...or Just left an earlshittinlamerboomer in your toilet dude----nasty!!!

earsisha 

used to describe someone who likes to listen to your conversation and then go carry your news to other people without your consent.
she walks in when you are talking on the phone to a close friend. You tell your friend u will call them back later. later......
Friend: why did you have to go earlier?
You: earsisha ah come fi listen mi business!
earsisha by secr8tve1 February 7, 2010
Someone that can enjoy earl sweatshirts music healthily. people that enjoy it to an extent that its unhealthy are what is know as a earlistist. the earlists favourite song is most likely Whoa from the Doris album. they own golf wang socks. and there friends despise them.
1:Hey man wanna go outside?
2:No, im listening to Whoa.
1:Oh fuck off. i just want to play golf
2: Was that an OF reference..
1: YOUR SUCH AN EARLIST
Earlist by ssoonn December 10, 2021