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Someone that can enjoy earl sweatshirts music healthily. people that enjoy it to an extent that its unhealthy are what is know as a earlistist. the earlists favourite song is most likely Whoa from the Doris album. they own golf wang socks. and there friends despise them.
1:Hey man wanna go outside?
2:No, im listening to Whoa.
1:Oh fuck off. i just want to play golf
2: Was that an OF reference..
1: YOUR SUCH AN EARLIST
Earlist by ssoonn December 10, 2021
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Earlston Fever 

It's Scottish Borders slang for anyone who is perceived to be work shy or just plain lazy It seems that in the past people from Earlston must have been deemed as lazy or workshy (don't know why)
At Work : Where's Jock? is he not in the day , no boss he's phoned in sick. What will that be then? Earlston Fever!
Earlston Fever by Peasel February 22, 2010

earlestown 

the anus of england
located in between st helens and warrington
highlights include the road of out it
and the fact that it is in lancashire
can be used as insult as well,
or an excuse,
or a decription.
INSULT; "bloody hell you stink so bad you must be from earlestown"

EXCUSE; "why did you get a D in your test"
"i live in earlestown...."

DESCRIPTION; "your room is so dirty it looks like ive opened the door and walked into earlestown!"
earlestown by moan-eel January 6, 2008

earlisfree 

The dopest 14 year old on tumblr. Mailny posts OFWGKTA but has some better posts on shit tons.
earlisfree is swagged out.
earlisfree by MrStanizer August 15, 2011

earlston hs 

earlston high school is a shit hole and no one wants to be there, it’s the type of school that looks posh and all but really isn’t, it’s full of scaffs, junkies and dealers #teamearlson
“ugh i hate my school
oh you must go to earlston hs”
earlston hs by troyismydad October 21, 2020
Adjective. Often used by twitch streamers with sleep schedules more random than a Roscoe Dash banger 2021. Slang for “early”, but the “ish” is added to let you know it isn’t early by normal human being standards.
Streamer: Gang! Boutta hit the gym soon, up earlish for once.
earlish by ClawCliqueKing May 12, 2021

TTAAYEC-Test that assumption at your earliest convenience 

A calm yet serious way to say-"FAAFO-fuck around and find out"
Joe told the stranger "You aren't strong enough to take on my friends and I".
Stranger replied " TTAAYEC-Test that assumption at your earliest convenience."