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When you do anything, say anything, or breathe in a certain way that could be compared to an Earl.
"I didn't hear what you said."

"Huh?"
"Wow, that was an Earlism."
Earlism by DefensiveEel88 August 24, 2023
Words you can keep
discrimination based on ears and sometimes hearing capabilities of an individual
It would be earism to only offer membership to those with attached ear lobes
earism by jiggy mcgee December 28, 2008

earlisfree 

The dopest 14 year old on tumblr. Mailny posts OFWGKTA but has some better posts on shit tons.
earlisfree is swagged out.
earlisfree by MrStanizer August 15, 2011

Earlimart 

Shithole, Farming town filled with Nortenos who, believe it or not, live on unemployment. Many of whom are in and out of prison claiming Allegience to their town and attend the local swapmeet every friday religiously; where they pick up heina's
Earlimart?

ya you know where they have the remate!
Earlimart by Estesbean January 17, 2009
Adjective. Often used by twitch streamers with sleep schedules more random than a Roscoe Dash banger 2021. Slang for “early”, but the “ish” is added to let you know it isn’t early by normal human being standards.
Streamer: Gang! Boutta hit the gym soon, up earlish for once.
earlish by ClawCliqueKing May 12, 2021

earlsmidshirt moment 

When tiktok user @earlsmidshirt says Kanye is mid for the 100000th time, you reply with "earlsmidshirt moment"
Earlsmidshirt: "Kanye's music is shit."

You: "What an earlsmidshirt moment."

[Earlimart] 

Earlimart,CA
Population - Few(that are legal)
Mexicans,Philipino's, 4 black people

Earlimart: a dirty ass beaner ass town that half of its population is illegal immigrants...a town that you cant go one day without hearing some beaner ass music and gun shots. Town with the most homeless dogs.
"Hola, mi nombre es Juan, Yo vivo en Earlimart" Viva Ceaser chavez and shit!!!
[Earlimart] by $TUPiD November 6, 2007
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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