Earlich

it comes from 2 words. the word early and the german word „ehrlich“ (in english seriously)

so when you say to your friend: „ok come on be earlich“ it means you have to be seriously instant and don’t lie at the beginning.

““german““
wenn du earlich benutzt wächst dein schwanz um 8cm.

A: My guy, please be earlich.

B: Ok, i slept with your father.

by bryyaan June 17, 2022

Brett Erlich

An incredibly funny, intelligent, condescending-to-idiots-yet-kind, gorgeous specimen of a man.

He also hosts Viral Video Film School and Rotten Tomatoes on Infomania.

I want to feel Brett Erlich's bones on my bones.

by Not my real nameeeeeee November 8, 2010

earlch

A boss ass bitch named Rachel

Oh snap look at earlch over there!

by Supacash December 21, 2013

erlichman

a sexual act involving 11 men being pleasured by one woman. this is made possible by the men inserting their penises in every single orifice/crevasse possible, including the armpits and leg pits. The men will be crossing legs and being mildly gay, but its okay as long as they dont make eye contact and their balls dont touch, AND THEY MUST SAY NO HOMO AFTERWARDS!

Also, for this to be a FULL erlichman, the men must all finish simultaneously.

So, I heard you were involved in that erlichman last night?

yeah....we literally knocked her on her back when we FULL erlichmaned her.

by samantha pantaloness December 16, 2010

Ehrlich

Defined as Honesty or Honestly in German, yet generally a little too smooth for ones own good... As well as a tendency to talk you in to almost anything against your will. These skills come into play in the work environment and courting the ladies, most men will either want to be your friend or hate your guts.

That mother fucker just Ehrlich'd me into sleeping with him...

by Former Ehrlich lovers February 11, 2010

earlicious

(adjective) when a song is so scrumdidliumptiously cronchful that your ear just wants to chomp.

“oml, rises the moon by liana flores is earlicious”

by brophetnoomi April 27, 2023

earlish

Adjective. Often used by twitch streamers with sleep schedules more random than a Roscoe Dash banger 2021. Slang for “early”, but the “ish” is added to let you know it isn’t early by normal human being standards.

Streamer: Gang! Boutta hit the gym soon, up earlish for once.

by ClawCliqueKing May 12, 2021