eardk

When you do a YouTube shorts challenge thing and it says to circle letters out of you eye color, name, month you were born, fav drink, and fav animal and your name is the letters you circle so mine was eardk

I have to write out my name according to YouTube, and oh look at that my new name is eardk!

by Shorty #2 October 21, 2022

Eardstepa

Boring and pervy. Cares only about having sex and being naked. Will bombard you with hundreds of repetitive text messages daily. Broke. Frequent ED. Cooks bland food.

Ah, yes, I consider myself to be an eardstepa because no one is interested in being with me long term.

by Cady Pane August 10, 2021

Eardickcheese

Another word for earwax.

Dude, you're so gross... You got eardickcheese on my headphones.

by MorroBay January 7, 2011

Earski

The art of pleasing someone via the ears

Oh my god he wanted me to give him an earski, What a freak!

by DJ Skimask February 14, 2009

eardrum assassin

Refers To Someone Who Annoyingly Talks TOO Much. Someone Who Never Shuts-Up.

Joe: Bla , BlaBla, Bla, Blabaabaabaa.

Dude; Will You STFU Your An "Eardrum Assassin"

by DGringo October 1, 2009

eardick

the bluetooth earpiece that seemingly unimportant people feel the need to wear constantly.

question: Does that seemingly unimportant guy have a bionic ear from the future or something?

answer: No, nothing that cool by any means, it's just another eardick!

by jdogggggggggggggggg June 20, 2007

Eardley

The act of launching a projectile at a close target, but missing due to a temporary inability to aim / perceive the distance of said object/target.

Throwing a ball of paper at the bin that's less than 3 feet away from you and missing would prompt a bystander to proclaim "My Word, You've just done an Eardley.

by GeekThree February 12, 2010