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the bluetooth earpiece that seemingly unimportant people feel the need to wear constantly.

question: Does that seemingly unimportant guy have a bionic ear from the future or something?

answer: No, nothing that cool by any means, it's just another eardick!

eardick by jdogggggggggggggggg June 20, 2007

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eardick

The codename that normal people (real ASMR creators, as well as ordinary netizens) should start using from now on to designate a structure with two ear-shaped microphones. "Eardicks" are a key part of ear licking "ASMR" videos; it's given the codename "eardick" because those so-called "ASMR videos" are actually blowjob simulators. Addendum: we need a campaign against these self-styled "ASMRtists" who are smearing legitimate ASMR.

You've seen this "AsMr CrEaToR" sucking on that eardick? That's enough proof of who she is - a total creep.

eardick by Almost a Philosopher June 12, 2022

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Eardickcheese

Another word for earwax.

Dude, you're so gross... You got eardickcheese on my headphones.

Eardickcheese by MorroBay January 7, 2011

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earicka

Some Weird Anime weeb

Earicka Likes Anime To Much

earicka by Steerio September 25, 2020

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Earwick

Earwicks are such evil little brain bug songs that you can't get out of your head!

"Disco Stick is such an earwick."

Earwick by john8897 April 15, 2010

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Earicka

earicka but with a bigger E
and also submmisable and breedable

friend 1: whoa that person looks hot
friend 2 : summsicable and breedable even
friend 3: you guys mean a earicka

Earicka by GIVEMEAHANDLETHATISNTUSED123 August 4, 2021

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erdick

A friend who you enjoy the company of most of the time. But can be a total douche at points. Has a small penis.

Oh my god, he's been such an Erdick lately.

erdick by Clay the Bæ June 5, 2016

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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