eardick

the bluetooth earpiece that seemingly unimportant people feel the need to wear constantly.

question: Does that seemingly unimportant guy have a bionic ear from the future or something?

answer: No, nothing that cool by any means, it's just another eardick!

by jdogggggggggggggggg June 20, 2007

eardick

The codename that normal people (real ASMR creators, as well as ordinary netizens) should start using from now on to designate a structure with two ear-shaped microphones. "Eardicks" are a key part of ear licking "ASMR" videos; it's given the codename "eardick" because those so-called "ASMR videos" are actually blowjob simulators. Addendum: we need a campaign against these self-styled "ASMRtists" who are smearing legitimate ASMR.

You've seen this "AsMr CrEaToR" sucking on that eardick? That's enough proof of who she is - a total creep.

by Almost a Philosopher June 12, 2022

Eardickcheese

Another word for earwax.

Dude, you're so gross... You got eardickcheese on my headphones.

by MorroBay January 7, 2011

earicka

Some Weird Anime weeb

Earicka Likes Anime To Much

by Steerio September 25, 2020

Earwick

Earwicks are such evil little brain bug songs that you can't get out of your head!

"Disco Stick is such an earwick."

by john8897 April 15, 2010

Earicka

earicka but with a bigger E
and also submmisable and breedable

friend 1: whoa that person looks hot
friend 2 : summsicable and breedable even
friend 3: you guys mean a earicka

by GIVEMEAHANDLETHATISNTUSED123 August 4, 2021

erdick

A friend who you enjoy the company of most of the time. But can be a total douche at points. Has a small penis.

Oh my god, he's been such an Erdick lately.

by Clay the Bæ June 5, 2016