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The art of pleasing someone via the ears
Oh my god he wanted me to give him an earski, What a freak!
Earski by DJ Skimask February 14, 2009
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earskins 

A type of tunnel for gauges. They are extremely thin walled silicone eyelets. They are made to look like you are wearing nothing. Sure, if you get close you can see "something" but overall these make your piercing look like one round open hole. They range from size a 10g all the way to 3 inches.
Guy 1: Dude, how does your earlobe hole stay so round?
Guy 2: I am wearing clear earskins.
earskins by The Fucking Scandal August 25, 2010
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The Mary Erskine School Curse 

stuck up bitches with their head up they’re own arse. Closed minded and put shame on anyone who don’t think their way. Usually developed during the primary 7 so senior 1 stage. Haven’t heard of a sesh
Eh John is she coming tonight?
No, she’s a victim of the Mary erskine school curse

Erskine Academy 

A high school in China, Maine. with more than 600 students. We have heard it is the best high school you can go to but it is a private school 6 towns go to it. Vassalboro, China, Palermo, Windsor, Whitefield, and Jefferson. BEST SCHOOL EVER!!!!!!!!
Vassalboro kid (adrianna) What high school are you going to since you can choose between winslow, waterville, cony, and Erskine Academy.

Vassalboro kid (alysia) Erskine duhhh. best damn school ever!!!

Vassalboro kid (adrianna) Awesome! me2!!!
Erskine Academy by Alysiathegreat October 22, 2012
Erskines are cool, funny guys that know how to make everyone laugh. They are the life of the party. Coolest homie ever.
Yo, Erskine's a pretty chill dude. He's got good jokes.
Erskine by hodgiepodgie February 22, 2010
To recieve an Erskine is to get an Ellis(to recieve a blowjob while playing a video game)and get fed a Double cheeseburger at the same time!
It was raining at the lacrosse game, but Ben got an Erskine, the double cheeseburger was soo good, and he set a new record for Tony Hawk Pro skater III.
Erskine by cam'ron yo June 15, 2006

Erskine Park 

A housing estate in the Northern Irish town of Ballyclare. Renamed by the locals as Foreskin Park due to the large amount of knobsheads that live in it.

Populated by mainly cider drinking single mothers and terminally unemployed young men with yellow teeth and tattoos

Areas of interest in Erskine Park are the warren of "back entries" that are full of shitey nappies, empty beer cans and dog crap. Best to avoid them after dark, mainly due to the high chance of stepping in the aforementioned dog crap.

If you are ever offered a glass of Erskine Champagne you will be wise to decline politely unless you enjoy Frosty Jack cider. Other beverages you may be offered in Erskine Park will be Smartprice beer, lambrini wine and nordoff vodka.
Scruffy person: excuse me off licence person do you have any Frosty Jack cider

Shopkeeper: oh you are obviously from Erskine Park

Scruffy Person: was it my yellow teeth that gave it away?
Erskine Park by Scragglewort May 5, 2011
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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