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earskins 

A type of tunnel for gauges. They are extremely thin walled silicone eyelets. They are made to look like you are wearing nothing. Sure, if you get close you can see "something" but overall these make your piercing look like one round open hole. They range from size a 10g all the way to 3 inches.
Guy 1: Dude, how does your earlobe hole stay so round?
Guy 2: I am wearing clear earskins.
earskins by The Fucking Scandal August 25, 2010
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The Mary Erskine School Curse 

stuck up bitches with their head up they’re own arse. Closed minded and put shame on anyone who don’t think their way. Usually developed during the primary 7 so senior 1 stage. Haven’t heard of a sesh
Eh John is she coming tonight?
No, she’s a victim of the Mary erskine school curse

Erskine Academy 

A high school in China, Maine. with more than 600 students. We have heard it is the best high school you can go to but it is a private school 6 towns go to it. Vassalboro, China, Palermo, Windsor, Whitefield, and Jefferson. BEST SCHOOL EVER!!!!!!!!
Vassalboro kid (adrianna) What high school are you going to since you can choose between winslow, waterville, cony, and Erskine Academy.

Vassalboro kid (alysia) Erskine duhhh. best damn school ever!!!

Vassalboro kid (adrianna) Awesome! me2!!!
Erskine Academy by Alysiathegreat October 22, 2012
Erskines are cool, funny guys that know how to make everyone laugh. They are the life of the party. Coolest homie ever.
Yo, Erskine's a pretty chill dude. He's got good jokes.
Erskine by hodgiepodgie February 22, 2010
To recieve an Erskine is to get an Ellis(to recieve a blowjob while playing a video game)and get fed a Double cheeseburger at the same time!
It was raining at the lacrosse game, but Ben got an Erskine, the double cheeseburger was soo good, and he set a new record for Tony Hawk Pro skater III.
Erskine by cam'ron yo June 15, 2006

Erskine Park 

A housing estate in the Northern Irish town of Ballyclare. Renamed by the locals as Foreskin Park due to the large amount of knobsheads that live in it.

Populated by mainly cider drinking single mothers and terminally unemployed young men with yellow teeth and tattoos

Areas of interest in Erskine Park are the warren of "back entries" that are full of shitey nappies, empty beer cans and dog crap. Best to avoid them after dark, mainly due to the high chance of stepping in the aforementioned dog crap.

If you are ever offered a glass of Erskine Champagne you will be wise to decline politely unless you enjoy Frosty Jack cider. Other beverages you may be offered in Erskine Park will be Smartprice beer, lambrini wine and nordoff vodka.
Scruffy person: excuse me off licence person do you have any Frosty Jack cider

Shopkeeper: oh you are obviously from Erskine Park

Scruffy Person: was it my yellow teeth that gave it away?
Erskine Park by Scragglewort May 5, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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