Eardis 

Eardis is a good guy with a kind heart. He's super chill. He's handsome but he's very shy to talk to any girl

"Omg Eardis is super chill I bet he get all the hoes"

Eardis by Assywassy November 20, 2023

Eardstepa 

Boring and pervy. Cares only about having sex and being naked. Will bombard you with hundreds of repetitive text messages daily. Broke. Frequent ED. Cooks bland food.

Ah, yes, I consider myself to be an eardstepa because no one is interested in being with me long term.

Eardstepa by Cady Pane August 10, 2021

Eardickcheese 

Another word for earwax.

Dude, you're so gross... You got eardickcheese on my headphones.

Eardickcheese by MorroBay January 7, 2011

earism 

discrimination based on ears and sometimes hearing capabilities of an individual

It would be earism to only offer membership to those with attached ear lobes

earism by jiggy mcgee December 28, 2008

eardick 

the bluetooth earpiece that seemingly unimportant people feel the need to wear constantly.

question: Does that seemingly unimportant guy have a bionic ear from the future or something?

answer: No, nothing that cool by any means, it's just another eardick!

eardick by jdogggggggggggggggg June 20, 2007

earlisfree 

The dopest 14 year old on tumblr. Mailny posts OFWGKTA but has some better posts on shit tons.

earlisfree is swagged out.

earlisfree by MrStanizer August 15, 2011

eardigger 

One who digs so deep down in their ear that they pull out a huge brown crusty ear booger. They then stare at it as they bring it closer and closer to their face, smell it, then put it in their mouth and eat it.

I about vomited when that eardigger Sam ate his ear booger that he retrieved from his fat crusty ear.

eardigger by Mahxuebsuc February 5, 2017