earwax

Your ears cumming after listening to sounds they think are good: ie tasteful music, your friend's voice, or Morgan Freeman.

Sally had an abundance of earwax after going to a concert by her favorite band.

After spending time with his girlfriend, Mark always found a deposit of earwax the next day.

by g0nnaflynow April 5, 2010

Sexual Earwax

Sexual earwax is just regular cum but is produced when you dig so hard in your ear that you cum

dude just made some sexual earwax

by thehoeslapper May 12, 2015

earwax buddys

When you share headphones with someone who might or might not have earwax. You share the wax when the douche stands up quickly and yanks both of earphones out and you scramble to get the ear plugs so you get then mixed up. *Shudders*

Dude. You were earwax buddys with him? Crustay!!! Have you seen his lobes?

by Pyro1495 June 2, 2008

Charlottesville Earwax

A Charlottesville Earwax is where caramel sauce is heated slightly, then a penis is dipped into said sauce and then used for ear sex.

I heard he gave his girlfriend a Charlottesville Earwax and now she is deaf in one ear.

by oaclo July 12, 2007

Earwax Consumer

A nasty head-ass nigga who eats fucking earwax because they don't give a fuck about life anymore

Yaphet: "Help me, I'm an earwax consumer, it's true"
Priest Dave (the slave): "I pray for your soul"

by SexyAnimeGirlAnalPenetration69 January 18, 2020

Scandinavian Earwaxer

It’s when a girl wraps her vagina over the victims ear and squeezes up to suck up all ear wax in ear.

Hey Johnny did you hear that Sindy gave Evan a Scandinavian Earwaxer

by stfusamuel September 19, 2018

shreks earwax

delicous

mmm shreks earwax

by THEAMAZINGLOYALIST December 4, 2021