EARDS 

The term used in reference to an infectious disease that one may hypothetically contract by using someone else’s potentially contaminated ear buds.

I’m not using those nasty ear buds to listen to your stupid prank call clip, I might get “EARDS!”

EARDS by Tanbeer January 7, 2019

eards 

excessive hair on the outside of the eards forming miniature beards or 'eards'

did you see the eards on that old guy in the shop? crazy

eards by tommy stevenson September 23, 2009

mocha ears 

Arabs in general, including other ethnic groups in North Africa and the Middle East.

If the mocha ear doesn't live in a backward shithole country, then he or she lives in some oil-soaked narrow-minded shithole as a freeloader without the need for any special skills because slaves from the third world do the job that lazy ass mocha ears don't want to do.

mocha ears by O. W. Tongueincheek July 5, 2023

Eardstepa 

Boring and pervy. Cares only about having sex and being naked. Will bombard you with hundreds of repetitive text messages daily. Broke. Frequent ED. Cooks bland food.

Ah, yes, I consider myself to be an eardstepa because no one is interested in being with me long term.

Eardstepa by Cady Pane August 10, 2021

eaids 

Stupid shit that happens to you in EA's shitty games.

Man my Messi had a breakaway and fucking Eaids made him miss an open net

eaids by FifaNigga January 2, 2014

You got corn cobs in your ears 

Told to someone when they are not listening or they didn't understand something you told them. This is more politically correct instead of saying are you fucking deaf you retard.

You must not have heard me or do you got corn cobs in your ears?

You got corn cobs in your ears by TV CAR April 10, 2010

two new ears

What a very talkative person is always in search of, e.g. someone who has not yet tuned them out.

At the party Tyler was droning on about politics that no on really cared to hear about as we had been with him all day and the guy did not stop talking. Four girls suddenly showed up the party and Tyler latched onto one of them as a new victim - two new ears.

two new ears by the comand'r February 24, 2019