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cognitive dysentery 

A modern social disease whereby the afflicted have an uncontrollable biological need to shit out all of their menial mental musings.
Twitter whores should seek professional help for their cognitive dysentery.
cognitive dysentery by TNunnster February 6, 2010
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Dysentery 

You shit until you die
The four horsemen have decided your fate with death from dysentery
Dysentery by The4horsemen October 10, 2019

dyphen the kyphen 

To smoke a large amount of marijuana (Kyphen)
Kennedy: You guys wanna dyphen the kyphen?

McKee: Yeet!!
Bill: infinity!!!

dysentery 

1. The thing you always died of in The Oregon Trail.

2. An inflammatory disorder of the lower intestinal tract, usually caused by a bacterial, parasitic, or protozoan infection and resulting in pain, fever, and severe diarrhea, often accompanied by the passage of blood and mucus.
Lisa died of dysentery. She can no longer continue the journey.
dysentery by Raym November 17, 2005

You have died of dysentery 

1. The leading cause of death when moving west on the Oregon Trail;

Shows how old-school you are when it comes to gaming.
Person 1: I think I should eat some raw meat today!

Oregon Trail: You have died of dysentery.

Person 1: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!?!

dysgenics 

Dysgenics refers to the steady weakening and retardation of mankind due to welfare systems and other interesting side effects of civilization that prevents natural selection from doing it's job. Also, dumb people don't dig the basic concept of birth control causing them to have more children than smarter people who realise that kids are a major pain in the ass and should be avoided. Paranoid folks state that dysgenics will eventually result in the collapse of our civilization, but that's likely because they lack a sense of humor.
You can tell if you worry too much about dysgenics when you spend a day at the amusement park with a bunch of smiling, happy people, and when someone asks you if you’re enjoying yourself the only thing you can think of to say is, "You know, in 100 years this will all be gone".
dysgenics by Mr. Dum November 6, 2005