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dysgenics 

Dysgenics refers to the steady weakening and retardation of mankind due to welfare systems and other interesting side effects of civilization that prevents natural selection from doing it's job. Also, dumb people don't dig the basic concept of birth control causing them to have more children than smarter people who realise that kids are a major pain in the ass and should be avoided. Paranoid folks state that dysgenics will eventually result in the collapse of our civilization, but that's likely because they lack a sense of humor.
You can tell if you worry too much about dysgenics when you spend a day at the amusement park with a bunch of smiling, happy people, and when someone asks you if you’re enjoying yourself the only thing you can think of to say is, "You know, in 100 years this will all be gone".
dysgenics by Mr. Dum November 6, 2005
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dysgenics 

The opposite of eugenics. Encouraging the least able and least active to reproduce the most. Usually achieved by welfare, it ensures a steady stream of low IQ ethnics and chavs who will be guaranteed to provide Labour votes for decades to come.
The governments encouragement of Pakistani inbreeding via welfare and lax immigration laws is a classic example of dysgenics in action.
dysgenics by Muppetry May 5, 2007

Systemic Dysgenics 

An evil pervasive phenomenon in which "politicians" weaponize fake altruism to multiply dependents and erode the nuclear family by forcible transfer of resources from beings engaged in monogamous responsible k-selected behavior to beings that practice promiscuous, irresponsible r-selected behavior.
The most telling sign that America is doomed is the unending transfer of energy and resources from intact nuclear families to promiscuous fickle single mothers of (often) multiple children from different equally degenerate absent fathers; the systemic dysgenics of social welfare is proliferating and incentivizing r-selected behavior in an ecosystem already in peril.
Systemic Dysgenics by Patriot007 September 26, 2021

National Dyslexics Suck Day 

July 12th is National Dyslexics Sucks Day, you can finally release that pent up anger you have from dyslexics
“Yo Bob it’s July 12,”
“Its National Dyslexics Suck Day, Hey Emma National Suck Dyslexics Day Its”

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026