dyknamic

a dyke who is dynamic. frequently used in cover letters to convey professionalism and diversity.

"As a dyknamic MBA candidate, my skill set allows me to succeed in the medical devices industry...'

by maokelan18 January 24, 2009

dynamicize

To make something more dynamic. Commonly used on the Internet.

My boss asked me to dynamicize that static webpage so that it was more robust and interesting.

by Nick Ward November 30, 2007

The Dynamic duo

Two People who are really close or are always together. They do anything and everything together, and when they are together they dominate anything and everyone!

Tyler and Shaun were droppin' dimes in the game today, they totally dominated the court. They were "the Dynamic Duo!"

(Look Up Droppin' Dimes)

by T! June 23, 2006

The Dynamics of Blow Job Physics

Have you even been getting head and the girl blowing you has looked up and asked “are you almost there yet?” all the while your thinking “you just started 5 minutes ago?” only to look at the clock and see an hour has passed?
This is not simply a matter of “time fly’s by when you’re having a good time”. There is a relatively simple mathematical explanation for this that also answers why some 20 year old girls look like they are in their 40s.

1. Firstly understand that like matter, time cannot be created or destroyed.

We can start by giving a Blow Job a scalar quantity to help mathematically differentiate a good blow job and bad blow job.

2. The Scalars are as follows; 0.1 – 1.9

0.1 being the absolute best possible blow job

3. The BJ/Time Equation: BJ*T= TAm

BJ= Blow Job scalar (as discussed above)

T= Real time passed

TAm= Time aged, male

Example: Your receive a decently good blow job at an estimated scalar quantity of 0.7 for sixty minutes

0.7*60= 42

Meaning that in sixty minutes of receiving head you have only aged 42 minutes, however as aforementioned time cannot be created or destroyed so the 18 minutes you lost in that hour are carried over to the girl blowing you.

So in sixty minutes of her blowing you she’s aged 78 minutes.

This explains why some women in their 20’s look like they’re in their 40’s ; they’ve given tonnes of amazing blow jobs over the past 20 years of her life, thus aging them significantly.

Dude 1: Dude you look wicked youthful
Dude 2: Yeah Jessica must have blown me back 2 years in this week alone
Dude 1: Aw yeah, Jessica loves giving sucking dick and it really shows. She amazing at it.
Dude 2: Yeah, its a ashame she looks like shes 84 though.
Dude 1: well i guess those are just the dynamics of blow job physics

by Sandduneman January 27, 2011

Dynamice

The mild blast you get after leaving a glass bottle full of water into the freezer for hours.

A: Man, i thought i got frikkin bombed, but it turned up it was just a dynamice in my freezer.

B: Aw, u left again the damn bottle in there...

by Achilles M. Peklaris August 25, 2010

Aqua dynamic

When you with a girl that's a huge squirter!

Man that Mandy..we banged last night and when she came..she gave me that aqua dynamic!

by Hom2436 January 24, 2018

dynamic doucho

Two people teaming up that are douche bags on their own, but together, they're super douche bags--the Dynamic Doucho!

Ted and Sally suck to work with on their own, but when they're paired on a project, they're the Dynamic Doucho!

by sprtagt August 24, 2011