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dykemike 

a male who is sexually arroused by two or more lesbians esp; if said two or more lesbians are participating in sexual deviances or practices.

lesbian or dyke(ie; vulgar) can be represented by but not limited to photographs, drawings, graphic descriptions (verbal, nonverbal,written).

Not to be confused as a comparison of faghag- where as it is found that a male arroused by lesbians does not seek out companionship of said lesbians as in contrast to faghags or a woman arroused (and etc)by homosexual males.
"My boyfriend is such a dykemike, he wanted me to kiss Susie with tongue - I'm her sister!"
dykemike by whitefinalpill March 27, 2005
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A guy so lame in bed, every woman he goes out with suddenly "discovers" that she's gay and leaves him for another woman.
"See that waitress with the buzz cut? She used to be straight and hot before Ted went out with her. That's the second time it's happened this year. He's a real dykemaker."
dykemaker by Adman12 September 12, 2005
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dykepike 

when a woman who identifies as a lesbian on occasion likes to have sex with a man, but has no other feelings for him, he, or a certain body part of his, serves as her dykepike, for the duration of the...piking.
I love being with Susan, but every once in a while I need to go off and find me a dykepike for the night.

Gary? No she's not with him. She's gay, but she lets him be her dykepike sometimes
dykepike by gurgoob December 1, 2011

Dyke-Mike 

1. Straight, A-sexual dudes that prefer the company of lesbian women.

2.The Opposite of a fag-hag.
That dude is not gay and never has a girl friend but I always see him hanging with that lesbian chick,
I think he's a Dyke-Mike.
Dyke-Mike by Dyke-Mike October 22, 2004

dyke mike 

counterpart/correlary to fag hag

someone who identifies as a man and spends most of his time around dykes/queer women; usually a gay man, though not always.
person 1: who's that guy hanging out with all those lesbians?
person 2: whatever, he's their dyke mike.
dyke mike by class of '06 May 25, 2006
The opposite to a faghag.
Jake is a dykelike, always hanging out with the punker-chicks.
dykelike by M January 17, 2004

Dyke Mike 

The fag hag, but a straight male to the lesbian best friend.
Me: this is my friend Chris
Chris: hey, what’s up, I’m the dyke mike
Lesbian friends: ohhhh, hi!
Dyke Mike by MingerSquare December 2, 2017
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