Adman12's definitions

low-zay

A really cool and sophisticated way to say "loser," since anything sounds more cool and sophisticated if you pronounce it as if it were French. It also allows you to encode your insult, in case you're overheard.

See also moo-lay

"That guy is a total loser," she said, but made sure she pronounced it "low-zay."

by Adman12 October 27, 2005

the boobies

The good part of something that is otherwise mediocre, such as in a titty movie with a formula plot, but a decent topless scene.

"Genesis sucked after Peter Gabriel left. He was definitely the boobies."

"That dinner was passable, but the appetizer was the boobies."

"Don't bother reading the whole book. Chapter Three is the boobies."

by Adman12 September 21, 2005

Upper Canadian

How a Canadian Maritimer refers to people from Ontario without resorting to profanity. The expression dates back to the early 19th Century, when what is now Ontario was known as "Upper Canada."

"Lower Canada" was what is now Quebec, but interestingly enough, English-language Maritimers (i.e. not Acadians) don't use the phrase "Lower Canadian" when referring to the Quebecois. In the latter case, they don't seem to see the need to avoid resorting to profantity.

"She moved away and married an Upper Canadian."
"At least she didn't hook up with some fucking French guy."

by Adman12 October 17, 2005

bumular

1. <i>Adj.</i> Of or relating to the posterior.

2. <i>Adj.</i> Of or relating to the indigent.

1. "Yikes! She's packed on a few pounds in the bumular area there!"

2. "Triple-X Sherry is a pretty bumular drink, but underage kids also like its high alcohol-to-cost ratio."

by Adman12 September 20, 2005

hard spot

A persistent, nostalgic sexual feeling about a person you desired in the past. Like a "soft spot," but a horny one.

"I still can't stop thinking about seeing Phoebe Cates naked in Fast Times when I was a kid. I guess I've still got a hard spot for her."

by Adman12 September 12, 2005

percussionist

A guy who pretends to be a musician, and always wants to jam with them, but who can't be bothered to really learn to play anything real.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A percussionist.

by Adman12 September 23, 2005

Liquor Pig

A person who drinks constantly, heartily and indiscriminatly; a pig for liquor.

"Don's coming over again, so I'd better hide the good stuff. Otherwise, that liquor pig will clear me out."

by Adman12 September 22, 2005