Adman12's definitions

gunt

(Noun) The bulge created by lower abdominal fat ballooning out below the tightened waistband of a fat lady's pants, below the gut and just above the see-you-next-Tuesday.

"Oh. My. God. That's one huge gunt she's got on her!"

by Adman12 September 16, 2005

wheelchair dope

Pot that is so potent, it incapacitates the user, making him or her a temporary quadriplegic.

"After I smoked that wheelchair dope, I couldn't fucking move for two hours."

by Adman12 September 24, 2005

MySpace Cadet

A teenybopper who has just discovered the Internet; an adolescent desperate for attention.

Did you see that kid's bloggity troll post on Fark? What a MySpace Cadet.

by Adman12 April 6, 2006

hard spot

A persistent, nostalgic sexual feeling about a person you desired in the past. Like a "soft spot," but a horny one.

"I still can't stop thinking about seeing Phoebe Cates naked in Fast Times when I was a kid. I guess I've still got a hard spot for her."

by Adman12 September 12, 2005

bumular

1. <i>Adj.</i> Of or relating to the posterior.

2. <i>Adj.</i> Of or relating to the indigent.

1. "Yikes! She's packed on a few pounds in the bumular area there!"

2. "Triple-X Sherry is a pretty bumular drink, but underage kids also like its high alcohol-to-cost ratio."

by Adman12 September 20, 2005

low-zay

A really cool and sophisticated way to say "loser," since anything sounds more cool and sophisticated if you pronounce it as if it were French. It also allows you to encode your insult, in case you're overheard.

See also moo-lay

"That guy is a total loser," she said, but made sure she pronounced it "low-zay."

by Adman12 October 27, 2005

the boobies

The good part of something that is otherwise mediocre, such as in a titty movie with a formula plot, but a decent topless scene.

"Genesis sucked after Peter Gabriel left. He was definitely the boobies."

"That dinner was passable, but the appetizer was the boobies."

"Don't bother reading the whole book. Chapter Three is the boobies."

by Adman12 September 21, 2005