41 definitions by Adman12

An expression used by people too stunned to remember it's supposed to be "jumping/jumped the shark" and too lame to realize that that phrase has, in fact, jumped the shark.
"I think that series is really jumping the whale," said the loser, which brought only stunned looks from the rest of his buddies at the debating club.
by Adman12 August 31, 2005
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A person who drinks constantly, heartily and indiscriminatly; a pig for liquor.
"Don's coming over again, so I'd better hide the good stuff. Otherwise, that liquor pig will clear me out."
by Adman12 September 06, 2005
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A really cool and sophisticated way to say "loser," since anything sounds more cool and sophisticated if you pronounce it as if it were French. It also allows you to encode your insult, in case you're overheard.

See also moo-lay
"That guy is a total loser," she said, but made sure she pronounced it "low-zay."
by Adman12 October 26, 2005
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Another name for liquid panty remover, a term used to describe sweet, premixed alcoholic coolers preferred by teenage girls and appreciated by the boys who pursue them.

See also girl drink drunk.
"Stock the fridge with panty solvent. That girl we met at the party is bringing all her friends."
by Adman12 November 23, 2005
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A really cool and sophisticated way to say "mullet," since anything sounds more cool and sophisticated if you pronounce it as if it were French. It also allows you to encode your comment, in case you're overheard.

It has nothing to do with fucking a cow, although there may be some correlation between having a mullet and having a desire to pork the beef.

See also low-zay
"Check out that mullet!" he said, but made sure he pronounced it "moo-lay."
by Adman12 October 26, 2005
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A teenybopper who has just discovered the Internet; an adolescent desperate for attention.
Did you see that kid's bloggity troll post on Fark? What a MySpace Cadet.
by Adman12 March 24, 2006
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Like "once", "twice" and "thrice", but relating to something that has happened exactly zero times.
"How many times have you actually done this?"
"Once or twice."
"Really?"
"Okay, more like nonce."
by Adman12 December 30, 2005
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