Adman12's definitions

the boobies

The good part of something that is otherwise mediocre, such as in a titty movie with a formula plot, but a decent topless scene.

"Genesis sucked after Peter Gabriel left. He was definitely the boobies."

"That dinner was passable, but the appetizer was the boobies."

"Don't bother reading the whole book. Chapter Three is the boobies."

by Adman12 September 21, 2005

low-zay

A really cool and sophisticated way to say "loser," since anything sounds more cool and sophisticated if you pronounce it as if it were French. It also allows you to encode your insult, in case you're overheard.

See also moo-lay

"That guy is a total loser," she said, but made sure she pronounced it "low-zay."

by Adman12 October 27, 2005

percussionist

A guy who pretends to be a musician, and always wants to jam with them, but who can't be bothered to really learn to play anything real.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A percussionist.

by Adman12 September 23, 2005

FU2

An abbreviation for "fuck you too," an appropriate response to FU.

Person 1: FU...
Person 2: Well, FU2!

by Adman12 September 20, 2005

wheelchair dope

Pot that is so potent, it incapacitates the user, making him or her a temporary quadriplegic.

"After I smoked that wheelchair dope, I couldn't fucking move for two hours."

by Adman12 September 24, 2005

gunt

(Noun) The bulge created by lower abdominal fat ballooning out below the tightened waistband of a fat lady's pants, below the gut and just above the see-you-next-Tuesday.

"Oh. My. God. That's one huge gunt she's got on her!"

by Adman12 September 16, 2005

MySpace Cadet

A teenybopper who has just discovered the Internet; an adolescent desperate for attention.

Did you see that kid's bloggity troll post on Fark? What a MySpace Cadet.

by Adman12 April 6, 2006