Dyke-Mike 

1. Straight, A-sexual dudes that prefer the company of lesbian women.

2.The Opposite of a fag-hag.

That dude is not gay and never has a girl friend but I always see him hanging with that lesbian chick,
I think he's a Dyke-Mike.

Dyke-Mike by Dyke-Mike October 22, 2004

dyke mike 

counterpart/correlary to fag hag

someone who identifies as a man and spends most of his time around dykes/queer women; usually a gay man, though not always.

person 1: who's that guy hanging out with all those lesbians?
person 2: whatever, he's their dyke mike.

dyke mike by class of '06 May 25, 2006

Dyke Mike 

The fag hag, but a straight male to the lesbian best friend.

Me: this is my friend Chris
Chris: hey, what’s up, I’m the dyke mike
Lesbian friends: ohhhh, hi!

Dyke Mike by MingerSquare December 2, 2017

2 Mike Dyke

Like a two beer queer except you're drinking mikes hard lemonades.

Nick "Hey Ernie, look at Winston over there, he only had a couple drinks and he is already twerking on the wall"
Ernie: "Yeah, he's a '2 mike dyke'. "
Nick: "what the hell is a 2 mike dyke?"
Ernie: "a 2 mike dyke is when someone is turnt off of two wine coolers"

2 Mike Dyke by turndown4chay December 28, 2015

mike and dyke 

opposite of fag hag

A 'straight' man who spends his time or enjoys a lot of his time with lesbian women; a take off of the multi-colored fruit-like candy named, Mike and Ike ©

Unofficially coined by comedian Wyatt Cenac

I cant believe that you were hanging out with all of your lesbian friends last night. You are a total mike and dyke.

mike and dyke by Julian Jensen October 4, 2008

Your Uncle Mike a Dyke

Defeats any roast may make world implode when spoken.
Only use when roasts get to strong.

Daniel: Your mom gay lol.
Me: Don't make me do it..
Tabby: Your dad lesbian.
Me: I swear..
Ash: Your granny tranny
Me: NIBBA YOUR UNCLE MIKE A DYKE
*world implodes*

Your Uncle Mike a Dyke by iced.milk May 11, 2018

Mike Ditka Diesel Dyke 

A very, very masculine looking lesbian, usually with a short haircut and either very fat or very muscular. The opposite of a Lipstick Lesbian

Dude! That Mike Ditka Diesel Dyke bitch looked at you like she was about to kick your ass!

Mike Ditka Diesel Dyke by IanChristian March 13, 2009

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026