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dyke mike
counterpart/correlary to fag hag
someone who identifies as a man and spends most of his time around dykes/queer women; usually a gay man, though not always.
someone who identifies as a man and spends most of his time around dykes/queer women; usually a gay man, though not always.
person 1: who's that guy hanging out with all those lesbians?
person 2: whatever, he's their dyke mike.
person 2: whatever, he's their dyke mike.
dyke mike by class of '06 May 25, 2006
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Dyke Mike
Dyke Mike by MingerSquare December 2, 2017
2 Mike Dyke
Nick "Hey Ernie, look at Winston over there, he only had a couple drinks and he is already twerking on the wall"
Ernie: "Yeah, he's a '2 mike dyke'. "
Nick: "what the hell is a 2 mike dyke?"
Ernie: "a 2 mike dyke is when someone is turnt off of two wine coolers"
Ernie: "Yeah, he's a '2 mike dyke'. "
Nick: "what the hell is a 2 mike dyke?"
Ernie: "a 2 mike dyke is when someone is turnt off of two wine coolers"
2 Mike Dyke by turndown4chay December 28, 2015
mike and dyke
opposite of fag hag
A 'straight' man who spends his time or enjoys a lot of his time with lesbian women; a take off of the multi-colored fruit-like candy named, Mike and Ike ©
Unofficially coined by comedian Wyatt Cenac
A 'straight' man who spends his time or enjoys a lot of his time with lesbian women; a take off of the multi-colored fruit-like candy named, Mike and Ike ©
Unofficially coined by comedian Wyatt Cenac
I cant believe that you were hanging out with all of your lesbian friends last night. You are a total mike and dyke.
mike and dyke by Julian Jensen October 4, 2008
Your Uncle Mike a Dyke
Daniel: Your mom gay lol.
Me: Don't make me do it..
Tabby: Your dad lesbian.
Me: I swear..
Ash: Your granny tranny
Me: NIBBA YOUR UNCLE MIKE A DYKE
*world implodes*
Me: Don't make me do it..
Tabby: Your dad lesbian.
Me: I swear..
Ash: Your granny tranny
Me: NIBBA YOUR UNCLE MIKE A DYKE
*world implodes*
Your Uncle Mike a Dyke by iced.milk May 11, 2018
Mike Ditka Diesel Dyke
A very, very masculine looking lesbian, usually with a short haircut and either very fat or very muscular. The opposite of a Lipstick Lesbian
Mike Ditka Diesel Dyke by IanChristian March 13, 2009
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