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Dyke Mike

The fag hag, but a straight male to the lesbian best friend.

Me: this is my friend Chris
Chris: hey, what’s up, I’m the dyke mike
Lesbian friends: ohhhh, hi!

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When you legitimately cannot believe something is actually real.

The fact that the country as a whole cannot stand behind the notion that NAZIS ARE BAD = #MINDBLOWN

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"That" couple that has it all. Non-stop laughter, cute AF and you just know they've got a bangin sex life.

Did you see their latest YouTube video where Rose scores goals to see Rosie's boobs? Rose and Rosie are couple goals AF.

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