3 definitions by MingerSquare

When you legitimately cannot believe something is actually real.
The fact that the country as a whole cannot stand behind the notion that NAZIS ARE BAD = #MINDBLOWN
by MingerSquare August 16, 2017
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"That" couple that has it all. Non-stop laughter, cute AF and you just know they've got a bangin sex life.
Did you see their latest YouTube video where Rose scores goals to see Rosie's boobs? Rose and Rosie are couple goals AF.
by MingerSquare April 12, 2017
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The fag hag, but a straight male to the lesbian best friend.
Me: this is my friend Chris
Chris: hey, what’s up, I’m the dyke mike
Lesbian friends: ohhhh, hi!
by MingerSquare December 3, 2017
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