durnkt 

Very drunk

Josh: dude ur drunk
Jim: no! I’m durnkt

durnkt by UwU I can eat ur toes 696969 August 9, 2020

drunkthrough

A strategy guide for a video game, which walks you through the game and story as you drink along. Similar to a walk-through, except someone does it while being intoxicated with alcohol. Basically when someone is playing a video game from start to finish and sometimes recording it with the end of sharing it online with other people. At the beginning of the game the person begins drinking, and by the end of the game (if the person manages to not blackout) they should be stone cold drunk.

GF: Please stop drinking baby!
FiGhTiNCoWBoY: I can't! I owe it to the fans!
GF: These drunkthroughs are killing us! Choose me or your drunkthroughs.
FiGhTiNCoWBoY: I choose beer, video games, and my YouTube Channel. Good day.
GF: But..
FiGhTiNCoWBoY: I said GOOD DAY!

drunkthrough by erdamalaZ August 17, 2014

Drunktified 

To be justified in nonsensical, scandalous, or criminal behavior due to the innate propensity to get shit faced.

I was drunktified in shitting on the neighbors lawn and knocking on their door during the party last night.

Drunktified by Kristen macon love cowell, III November 1, 2010

durnk 

how you spell drunk when you're drunk

mab ifm durnk

durnk by Cleveland March 14, 2004

Drunktional 

Clearly drunk, but still in a functional state of mind.

She downed an entire bottle of Jack and was drunktional enough to hang all the Christmas lights.

Drunktional by Xenagal01 December 23, 2013

drunktweeting 

The process of leaving tweets on Twitter while intoxicated, or heavily under the influence. Closely associated with drunkdialing.

Bob: Man, your tweets last night were insane!
Joe: Ah, dude my bad. I was so shit faced last night, I was drunktweeting.

drunktweeting by CalaiaSassyBack January 7, 2010

drunktardia 

A mythical place where drunk people abound and good times are had by all, and miraculously hangover free. You are also permitted to act stupid and ridiculous with zero repercussions.

Every time I see that guy, he's got a drink in his hand. He must be the mayor of Drunktardia

drunktardia by usa1ders July 6, 2015