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"How does that thingamabob work?" "IDK, IFM"
IFM by Mx.McNasty January 24, 2022
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ifms • IFMU • ifml • ifmy • IFMBITS • IFMD • ifmdb • IFMFAO • ifmgma • ifmlu
A term used by someone from your LT at work to confuse you in a Lark chat. Probably used by someone named Stephanie, or William.
How is the IFM team tracking for the next blitz?
IFM by Okrrrect February 8, 2022
To IFMD: Is to partake in the act of fucking ones father, or dad. IFMD Is merely an acronym for "I fuck my dad". But really it doesnt matter whos father you sex, because you can always just yell IFMD.
"Hey Chris, way to break my copy of Fifa 10!" -S
"Im sorry things got a little out of hand when IFMD!" -C
IFMD by DSMKER021032 September 14, 2010
When chatting with someone you haven't seen in a while:

Girl 1: ifmy
Girl 2: aww me too
ifmy by ahwannabe August 18, 2008
Damn baby ifmu
IFMU by Nono102 August 25, 2017
ifml - I fucked my life.

Used when one fucks their life over.
Yesterday, I was on a date with this hot girl and when we were about to kiss, I let the biggest fart out. ifml

There was a photoshoot of the swim team for my yearbook today. The photograph looked like such a milf, and I got a massive erection. The photo was taken with me and my erection in the centre. ifml
ifml by 0Kira0 June 4, 2009
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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