A drunken college student who won't stop (sometimes simultaneously at various times of day and night) fornicating/having sex on your front lawn, pissing against your house, or breaking into your shed to vomit and then steal your sitting lawn mower.
I wish those drunktards would stop getting their cum all over my lawn.
I am so happy UPD arrested all those drunktards yesterday.
I caught this drunktard in a giant net. I am going to keep it as a pet and feed it nachos
1. Any person that thinks getting drunk to have fun is perfectly normal and then that keeps bloating to everybody around him how cool it was being drunk knowing that no one gives a damn about what he does to ruin is life.
2. Can also simply replace the word "retard" in any instances that word could be used.
Just imagine a situation where you would say "retard", but then put "drunktard" in its place.