The mental and physical illness/condition related to being drunk for several consecutive days and nights. Symptoms include, but are not limited to lateness, obviously false excuses, copious amounts of swearing, oversharing personal information, and 20 minuteice breaks.
Similar to laryngitis but with booze.
My co-worker has been out of the office all week. She has a very bad case of drunkitous. Pray for her.
Title: Drunktapus - a person partaking of alcoholic beverages who has had at least eight, but more is ok too, and has pretty much lost inhibition, grammar skills, and most of their grasp on reality.
EB drank most of a BIGbottle of Barefoot Pinot and was a total Drunktapus.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"