The mental and physical illness/condition related to being drunk for several consecutive days and nights. Symptoms include, but are not limited to lateness, obviously false excuses, copious amounts of swearing, oversharing personal information, and 20 minute ice breaks.
Title: Drunktapus - a person partaking of alcoholic beverages who has had at least eight, but more is ok too, and has pretty much lost inhibition, grammar skills, and most of their grasp on reality.
EBdrank most of a BIG bottle of Barefoot Pinot and was a total Drunktapus.
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the gamealive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because idstill sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.