drunktarded
A state of being in which you are so drunk, that you feel that you may or may not be mentally retarded.
drunktarded by FriendlySpatula November 5, 2005
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Drunktarded
A combination of the words drunk and retarded, it simply means retardedly drunk and acting in an idiotic or inapropriate manor.
"Hey why is Dan trying to piggyback on Jordans back?" "Oh don't pay any attention to them they're drunktarded..."
Drunktarded by Dan Tuckers May 11, 2008
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drunktarded
Mode of behavior after one has comsumed great quantities alcohol. This behavior is generally marked by saying and doing things you forgot you did; or rather wish you and everyone who witnessed forgot you did what ever your drunk ass did.
drunktarded by heather May 4, 2004
drunktardia
A mythical place where drunk people abound and good times are had by all, and miraculously hangover free. You are also permitted to act stupid and ridiculous with zero repercussions.
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Drunktired
Being so tired, you begin to show all the symptoms of being drunk, such as:
1) Stumbling and/or falling over
2) Confusion during conversation
3) Inabilty to type
4) The equivalent to drunk texting
5) Thinking this is funny when you submit it to Urbandictionary.
1) Stumbling and/or falling over
2) Confusion during conversation
3) Inabilty to type
4) The equivalent to drunk texting
5) Thinking this is funny when you submit it to Urbandictionary.
Drunktired by liddad July 1, 2011
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