dumpstress

The person to take you the dumpster to bang behind your spouse's back.

I finished my drink, went outside and had fun with that dumpstress.

by Shithor March 5, 2022

dumpstrosity

a crap that is so gigantic and terrible, it clogs the toilet and can be smelled from three blocks away

After winning the chili-eating contest, I barely made it to the bathroom to drop the dumpstrosity coming out of my ass.

by werdsmith April 9, 2009

Dairy dumpsters

A nice big set of Tits filled with baby yum yum. Ones that can feed a small village.

Hey Paul, Look at the dairy dumpsters on that coyote. I bet she could feed a whole village of nomads with those things.

by bosox2013 August 24, 2018

Dumpstersock

1. A receptical for ones semen. 2. A sock you jack off into to catch your jizz.

Oh man I hope my woman doesn't find my dumpstersock, I think I left it on the bed after spilling some knuckle children while watching Ass Patrol 9.

by Zilka March 12, 2008

depstressed

The condition of being simultaneously depressed and stressed

God, between being inconsolably sad for losing my dad and all this non-stop planning for his memorial service, I'm completely depstressed.

by NotDifficultJustDefinite June 3, 2016

Pumpstress

A Pumpstress is usually an overweight, bald African American male that engages in anal intercourse with many gay white men. A Pumpstress will be physically abused by his clients, and he will like it.

I met a Pumpstress at the rest area yesterday. He took all 9.5 inches like a champ! When I finished I beat the shit out of him.

by Restareaman December 17, 2008

humpty dumptress

a girl with an egg shaped face, usually with a chin that drips into her neck

Lisa Lampanelli? That humpty dumptress with no chin? Yeah-- I always get her mixed up with Chaz Bono.

by bacardehali August 1, 2012