Pumpstress

A Pumpstress is usually an overweight, bald African American male that engages in anal intercourse with many gay white men. A Pumpstress will be physically abused by his clients, and he will like it.

I met a Pumpstress at the rest area yesterday. He took all 9.5 inches like a champ! When I finished I beat the shit out of him.

by Restareaman December 17, 2008

Pimpstress

The female version of a pimp.

Has male hos/prostitutes.

1.

Jeri: " Yo dawg, my pimpstress just got me this brand new watch!"
Doug: "Maaaan, I wish my pimpstress had that kinda dough to spend on me!"

by somestupiddegenerate January 5, 2018

slurpee pimptress

The woman working at 7-11 who thankfully informed me of their policy that any container brought in and subsequently filled with slurpee will only cost $1.04 regardless of the size of the container brought in.

Dude, I'm takin' this 3-liter bottle to the slurpee pimptress to get what's mine!

by RoboSpy March 25, 2004

pimpstress

depending on the stress when read
1. ('pimp stress) a girl pimp- a girl who gets all the dudes and is just pretty cool
2. (pimp 'stress) being stressed out from pimpin' so much

1. much love from lisa, your big sis the pimpstress!
2. I'm feeling the pimpstress!

by lisagirl April 7, 2003

Pimptress

A woman in control of her own sexuality. Doesn't take no for an answer. Gets what she wants all the time. Doesn't let men hold her down or take advantage of her, that's HER job. The Ultimate woman.

In order to truly succeed in life, you must find your inner pimptress.

by Nikki, pimptress.com webmaster July 4, 2004

Pimptress

A female perspective of a pimp. One that pull hard as ever and gets what she wants when she want it.

I'm Pimptress by Blood, Not Relation

by Pimptress March 12, 2003

pimpstress

The proper title for a female pimp, as opposed to pimpette. Where a pimpette is a house cat, a pimpstress is a tiger. She's a badassified beyotch who knows what she wants and how to get it.

See also:
diva

That ex-Mormon chick with the buzz cut is one hell of a pimpstress. I hear she picked up seven girls in one night. And I don't mean from rugby practice...Or do I?

by aynrandsteddybear August 16, 2006