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somebody who thinks they can be in a relationship with somebody younger than them. Also thinks that they have clout because they have a cool gaming pc and a porsche. In addition they fake being drunk in order to further enforce his non existent clout.
wow, i cant believe that dumbsh tried to hook up with a freshman
omg, you don't smell like beer at all but you are acting like you can't walk
dumbsh by CanAliCome November 13, 2019
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suck a dick dumbshit 

popularized by Sarah Lynn this common phrase is a respectful way to wish someone well when leaving a situation.
"My new catchphrase will be: Suck a dick dumbshit!"

dumbphoning

When a person with an outdated smartphone, compromises their life to work around the phone’s limitations.
"This guy on the train was dumbphoning so hard that the whole carriage could hear him getting dumped through his busted speaker phone."
dumbphoning by chepsyd January 31, 2019

dumbashcrew 

Dumbashcrew is a crew of people that are really high. They smoke a lot of weed, and rumor has it that they are originally from denmark.

They appear anonymously on instagram under the username "dumbashcrew", but no one has ever seen their actual faces.

Directly translated from Danish, "dumbashcrew" means insanely-high-crew.
A regular every-day Dumbashcrew dialogue:

"gollum, come closer" griffin said. "pass the joint already, bitch" gollum replied. lil zod (danish slang for cigarette) observed the conversation and said "lol, im bash.". that's when the swiftest pothead of northern zealand slipped and fell into a puddle and shouted "FUCK" suddenly lil scratchy arn ended the conversation by saying nothing whatsoever and falling asleep.
dumbashcrew by RumbleRanger January 26, 2015

dumbsville

One of the best YouTubers around he used to shit on very bad sonic the hedgehog content but now he reviews alpha and omega movies he is very cool. He is also LEGO Obi wan, but we also refer to him as LEGO JESUS. Subscribe to dumbsville
I love dumbsville. Subscribe to dumbsville.
dumbsville by Big Dwaney November 19, 2020

dumbsplaining 

Dumbsplaining

(mænspleɪnɪŋ)

v

1. The act of ironically revealing one's state of complete mental retardation by attempting to invoke one of a myriad of "splaining" terms such as "mansplaining" or "whitesplaining" in order to shut down an argument.
Seamus PatrickBarrett - oh sorry didn't mean to bust you out for you d--- riding using profanity. I guess wise master typo hunters don't use the naughty words. I can't never be so good at words as you.😣 again, thank you for your magnificent whitesplaining.

Justin Von Striver - I'm going to coin the term #dumbsplaining in your honor, Seamus.
dumbsplaining by Juangalt June 1, 2017

Dumbstep 

The negative term people would use instead of "dubstep."
Guy 1: Hey did you hear the new Skrillex dubstep remix at Ultra?
Guy 2: Ugh...dumbstep.
Dumbstep by PunkRokRevival October 25, 2011
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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