dumbphoning

When a person with an outdated smartphone, compromises their life to work around the phone’s limitations.

"This guy on the train was dumbphoning so hard that the whole carriage could hear him getting dumped through his busted speaker phone."

dumbphoning by chepsyd January 31, 2019

dumbzoning 

When someone is trying to be extremely clear that he/she has a partner, while the target already knew from the very first hint. Oftentimes overusing the words “bf” or “gf” when talking about experiences or coming activities. It just transcends any subtlety in ways beyond.

Ex. Dumbzoning; “Funny that you mention it, that reminds me, so I went to this museum with my BOYFRIEND some months back…”

Solewiz

dumbzoning by Thedarkrobloxian May 19, 2022

Dumbzoning 

When someone is trying to be extremely clear that he/she has a partner, while the target already knew from the very first hint. Oftentimes overusing the words “bf” or “gf” in ways transcending any subtlety.

Dumbzoning ex; “Funny that you mention it, that reminds me, so I went to this one museum with my BOYFRIEND a couple of months back.”

Thedarkrobloxian

Dumbzoning by Thedarkrobloxian May 19, 2022