Definitions by SmoontyLoverLexi

getting off on those healthy gums

When a dentist flosses and masturbates at the same time.

"getting off on those healthy gums, hell yea!"

getting off on those healthy gums by SmoontyLoverLexi May 31, 2017

suck a dick dumbshit 

popularized by Sarah Lynn this common phrase is a respectful way to wish someone well when leaving a situation.

"My new catchphrase will be: Suck a dick dumbshit!"

suck a dick dumbshit by SmoontyLoverLexi May 31, 2017

smoonty

Smoonty is fucking great person to be around. The smoonties of the world are rare so cherish them.

Where is everyone? They're all hanging out with Smoonty!

smoonty by SmoontyLoverLexi May 30, 2017

way nifty 

Way nifty is an adjective describing any great event. That thing is way nifty, you are way nifty, i am way nifty. Ya know way nifty!

way nifty buddio

way nifty by SmoontyLoverLexi May 30, 2017

buddio 

Buddios are your friends that you can be real with. They've probably seen you naked but they don't sexual you because they are your buddio. They also will support any choice you make. But they will also ask you not to murder them because they notice your anger issues and they respect for them.

"Way nifty buddio"

buddio by SmoontyLoverLexi May 30, 2017