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dumbsheet 

act of being a dumb shit. the word originated from a boy by the name of roy hutton. he had a speech impedimant and tried saying dumb shit... but it came out dumbsheet.
im not the dumbsheet, dumbsheet... your the dumbsheet, dumbsheet.. your the dirty dumbsheet.
dumbsheet by dumbsheet August 23, 2009
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suck a dick dumbshit 

popularized by Sarah Lynn this common phrase is a respectful way to wish someone well when leaving a situation.
"My new catchphrase will be: Suck a dick dumbshit!"

dumbshit.wbk

a funny meme page owner, most amazing insta acc 2021, owned by big dick energy, mayar.
person: do you follow dumbshit.wbk?
other person: obviously theyre the reason i still have insta
person: hahaha
dumbshit.wbk by mayar’s lover June 24, 2021

dumbshittery 

Noun

The state or quality of being \"dumb as shit\" (see dumbshit)
\"Why must you continue with this most foul of dumbshittery?\"

\"I\'m afraid that your dumbshittery discloses far more in reference to your intelligence than you would wish to reveal!\"

\"WTF is with ur dumbshittery u fag?!!!\"
dumbshittery by Truest-Chaos April 26, 2005

Suck a dick dumbshits 

Same as "suck a dick dumbshit", but in plural.

"popularized by Sarah Lynn this common phrase is a respectful way to wish someone well when leaving a situation."
"My new catchphrase will be: Suck a dick dumbshits!"

dont put people on here dumbshits 

no one wants to know about your gay friends on a fucking dictionary.
teeheehee jim- a hot stud at my school ..... NO ONE GIVES A FUCKING CRUSTY ASSHOLE YOU DUMB CUNT STAIN

dumbshit 

Harmlessly clueless; having (or requiring) little in the way of mental ability.
Her boyfriend is nice, but he's just such a beer-drinking, football-watching dumbshit.

I love those totally dumbshit Will Ferrell comedies, like 'Anchorman.'
dumbshit by superba July 24, 2006
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murderhobo 

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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