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"Mister grant, I really need a see my mother is dying and I can't afford to..."
"Suck a dick"
*points to dick*
"Suck a dick"
"Oh...well if that's what it takes..."
*sucks dick while crying inside*
by Smokey October 28, 2003
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(Verb/Intensifier/Onomatopoeia) 1) Used in reference to, but not necessarily ordering, fellatio in order to express extreme distaste or dissatisfaction with one's self, others, or a situation.
2)Used to sound funny as fuck
Guy1: Dude, you missed 12 shots in a row. You suck.
Guy2: I know...FUCK!...Suckadick, yo, I quit.

Guy: I'm bored...suckadick.

Guy1: Squirrelcorn.
Guy2: Suckadick.
by fuckyourdreams April 20, 2009
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an exclamation; 1. can be used to show disappointment or surprise, 2. or as a retort (like fuck you/off)
1.Bob, "Damn! Someone keyed your car!" You," Suck-a-dick!"
2.Bob, "I can't believe you slept with that girl. She's ugly!" you, "Suck-a-dick!"
by Brad Sackmann March 06, 2008
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When your girl is being a pain in the ass you should tell her to do this. This is also a way for a girl to get something she wants. This method of swaying a mans judgement is almost 100% fool proof. The term may also be used to tell someone "No" instead of the always popular "Fuck you".
Girl 1: I asked scott to take me on a vacation and he said no.

Girl 2: Did you suck a dick?

Girl 1 :No,I'll give it a try though.

girl 2: You'll be goin on vacation,trust me.

example 2

guy 1 : Yo buddy, you think you can help me lift this heavy thing?

guy 2 : suck a dick, asshole!
by TV CAR March 06, 2010
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a Phrase sed when you wanna get on sum1z nerves right when dey say sumtin jus say "SUCK A DICK" and dey'll shutup
GUY:fuck u
by Hopzz February 14, 2004
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A phrase that can only be used to physc-out a player during Celebrity Taboo.

Tom:"Who played in Lethal Weapon with Mel Gibson?"
Rod: "suck-a-dick!!!!"
Henry: "Ummmmm...."
Rod: "suck-a-dick!!!!!!!!!"
Henery "Ahhhh...uhhh.."
Rod: "Time up! You lose! I get the squirrel"
Henery "Sorry Tom"
by Daniel, Smiley, Zach September 07, 2007
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