dumbshititis

Someone who is academically smart but does too much dumb shit.

Joe aced his maths test but when asked to put a loaf of bread in the freezer left the door open for 2 days. Joe is suffering from dumbshititis.

dumbshititis by soorad June 1, 2018

Dimashititis

A rapidly spreading health condition in with millions of people had been consuming large volumes of visual and auditory information via internet to satisfy their new found addiction for a Kazakhstan singer, composer, multi lingual and multi instrumentalists name Dimash Kudaibergen. This phenomenon craving for this 6 octave singer is being studied by specialist around the world who in turn gets infected. There is currently no known cure and no one is asking for a cure. The only effective treatment is to join other addicts in for some fun and sharing information on the root cause.

The vocal teacher did an analysis in Dimash and got infected with Dimashititis the first round, he asked his friend to check and his friend was infected too.

Dimashititis by TazaKap December 15, 2019